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Darwinism Bag

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100% spun polyester with cotton web handles. Printed on both sides. Machine washable. Measurements are in inches.

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Tote Bag

100% spun polyester with cotton web handles. Printed on both sides. Machine washable. Measurements are in inches.

Weekender Bag

100% spun polyester with cotton web handles. Printed on both sides. Machine washable. Measurement is 24" x 16".

Drawstring Bag

Made out of polyester and reinforced with a black liner, this rope drawstring bag is lightweight yet sturdy. Sized at 19" x 15" and complete with an inner zipper pocket for maximum storage. Features 360 degrees of design coverage. .

Laundry Bag

Available in both 18" x 32" and 28" x 36", our super strong poly poplin laundry bag securely carries any clothing load. Complete with cotton web straps for maximum convenience.

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  • Designed by an independent artist
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  • Ships flat or rolled, ready to display
About this Design

A cartoon monkey looks thoughtful with its hand on its chin against a red background. Above it, bold text humorously questions how the Darwin Awards will select just one winner this year, suggesting a comical disbelief about the abundance of potential candidates. The style is reminiscent of pop art with bold outlines and a playful, humorous tone.

JonBuckley

@jonbuckley

Somewhere between “hold my beer” and “this seems fine” lives Darwinism—a vintage cartoon monkey deep in thought, witnessing humanity do what it does best: remove itself from the gene pool. This artwork is a love letter to bad ideas, poor judgment, and the timeless truth that stupid is as stupid does. Inspired by the legendary spirit of the Darwin Awards, our contemplative primate isn’t mad… just disappointed. He’s seen enough backyard science experiments, viral challenges, and reckless bravado to know that natural selection is working overtime this year. Rendered in bold, retro cartoon style, Darwinism pairs old-school charm with modern FAFO philosophy. It’s perfect for anyone who appreciates dark humor, survival-of-the-fittest sarcasm, and watching consequences unfold from a safe distance. Whether it’s on a tee, a print, or home décor, this piece quietly asks the question we’re all thinking—how did we make it this far? Wear it. Hang it. Gift it to your favorite risk-taker (or risk-ignorer). After all, evolution loves a teachable moment.

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