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Effin' Birds, created by Aaron Reynolds, pairs elegant illustrations of birds with the most unexpected, foul-beaked captions you’ll read. These absurd portrayals of avian behavior will certainly make people chirp when you wear them t-shirts, hoodies, and more.
  1. I am a goddamned nightmare
    I am a goddamned nightmare by effinbirds
    $49.45
  2. thank the fuckin lord for booze DARK TEXT
    thank the fuckin lord for booze DARK TEXT by effinbirds
    $49.45
  3. fuck deadlines dark text
    fuck deadlines dark text by effinbirds
    $49.45
  4. fuck a doodle boooo
    fuck a doodle boooo by effinbirds
    $49.45
  5. once a dumbass motherfucker, always a dumbass motherfucker (dark text)
    once a dumbass motherfucker, always a dumbass motherfucker (dark text) by effinbirds
    $49.45
  6. can you spare a moment to fuck off_ light text
    can you spare a moment to fuck off_ light text by effinbirds
    $49.45
  7. fuckin wow dark text
    fuckin wow dark text by effinbirds
    $49.45
  8. fuckin wow light text
    fuckin wow light text by effinbirds
    $49.45
  9. please consider therapy or fucking off light text
    please consider therapy or fucking off light text by effinbirds
    $49.45
  10. WHEN THIS SHIT IS ALL OVER I AM GOING TO PUNCH YOU RIGHT IN THE DICK dark text
    WHEN THIS SHIT IS ALL OVER I AM GOING TO PUNCH YOU RIGHT IN THE DICK dark text by effinbirds
    $49.45
  11. no thanks fuck this (dark text)
    no thanks fuck this (dark text) by effinbirds
    $49.45
  12. honestly I'm not sure what the fuck I expected (dark text)
    honestly I'm not sure what the fuck I expected (dark text) by effinbirds
    $49.45
  13. no thanks fuck this (light text)
    no thanks fuck this (light text) by effinbirds
    $49.45
  14. put that suggestion back in your butt (light text)
    put that suggestion back in your butt (light text) by effinbirds
    $49.45
  15. put that suggestion back in your butt (dark text)
    put that suggestion back in your butt (dark text) by effinbirds
    $49.45
  16. oopsie fuckin daisy I guess (dark text)
    oopsie fuckin daisy I guess (dark text) by effinbirds
    $49.45
  17. AI art can fuck off
    AI art can fuck off by effinbirds
    $49.45
  18. I love you but you're kind of a dumbass (dark text)
    I love you but you're kind of a dumbass (dark text) by effinbirds
    $49.45
  19. excuse me what the fuck (light text)
    excuse me what the fuck (light text) by effinbirds
    $49.45
  20. excuse me what the fuck (dark text)
    excuse me what the fuck (dark text) by effinbirds
    $49.45
  21. it's gonna be a long-ass fuckin' day (dark text)
    it's gonna be a long-ass fuckin' day (dark text) by effinbirds
    $49.45
  22. it's gonna be a long-ass fuckin' day (light text)
    it's gonna be a long-ass fuckin' day (light text) by effinbirds
    $49.45
  23. christ on a fucking bicycle what the fuck is this shit
    christ on a fucking bicycle what the fuck is this shit by effinbirds
  24. I love you but you're kind of a dumbass dark text
    I love you but you're kind of a dumbass dark text by effinbirds
    $49.45
  25. I love you but you're kind of a dumbass light text
    I love you but you're kind of a dumbass light text by effinbirds
    $49.45
  26. bitch who the fuck do you think you are_ light text
    bitch who the fuck do you think you are_ light text by effinbirds
    $49.45
  27. bitch who the fuck do you think you are_ dark text
    bitch who the fuck do you think you are_ dark text by effinbirds
    $49.45
  28. in case you were thinking about fucking off, you definitely should light text
    in case you were thinking about fucking off, you definitely should light text by effinbirds
    $49.45
  29. in case you were thinking about fucking off, you definitely should dark text
    in case you were thinking about fucking off, you definitely should dark text by effinbirds
    $49.45
  30. au revoir to your bullshit light text
    au revoir to your bullshit light text by effinbirds
    $49.45
  31. au revoir to your bullshit dark text
    au revoir to your bullshit dark text by effinbirds
    $49.45
  32. fuck deadlines light text
    fuck deadlines light text by effinbirds
    $49.45
  33. thank the fuckin lord for booze LIGHT TEXT
    thank the fuckin lord for booze LIGHT TEXT by effinbirds
    $49.45
  34. once a dumbass motherfucker, always a dumbass motherfucker (light text)
    once a dumbass motherfucker, always a dumbass motherfucker (light text) by effinbirds
    $49.45
  35. well, today's gonna be a bucket of shit dark text
    well, today's gonna be a bucket of shit dark text by effinbirds
    $49.45
  36. unfortunately I am too busy to listen to your bullshit today dark text
    unfortunately I am too busy to listen to your bullshit today dark text by effinbirds
    $49.45
  37. unfortunately I am too busy to listen to your bullshit today light text
    unfortunately I am too busy to listen to your bullshit today light text by effinbirds
    $49.45
  38. well, today's gonna be a bucket of shit light text
    well, today's gonna be a bucket of shit light text by effinbirds
    $49.45
  39. announcing the arrival of lord bumblefuck of shitburg dark text
    announcing the arrival of lord bumblefuck of shitburg dark text by effinbirds
    $49.45
  40. announcing the arrival of lord bumblefuck of shitburg light text
    announcing the arrival of lord bumblefuck of shitburg light text by effinbirds
    $49.45
  41. you sure do have some shitty opinions! light text
    you sure do have some shitty opinions! light text by effinbirds
    $49.45
  42. you sure do have some shitty opinions! dark text
    you sure do have some shitty opinions! dark text by effinbirds
    $49.45
  43. can you spare a moment to fuck off_ dark text
    can you spare a moment to fuck off_ dark text by effinbirds
    $49.45
  44. WHEN THIS SHIT IS ALL OVER I AM GOING TO PUNCH YOU RIGHT IN THE DICK light text
    WHEN THIS SHIT IS ALL OVER I AM GOING TO PUNCH YOU RIGHT IN THE DICK light text by effinbirds
    $49.45
  45. please consider therapy or fucking off dark text
    please consider therapy or fucking off dark text by effinbirds
    $49.45
  46. honestly I'm not sure what the fuck I expected (light text)
    honestly I'm not sure what the fuck I expected (light text) by effinbirds
    $49.45
  47. world's biggest dipshit (dark text)
    world's biggest dipshit (dark text) by effinbirds
    $49.45
  48. world's biggest dipshit (light text)
    world's biggest dipshit (light text) by effinbirds
    $49.45

Effin' Birds is the brainchild of author Aaron Reynolds, who brings an unexpected twist to the world of bird illustrations. At first glance, the designs in this collection are seemingly tame depictions of animals, but a closer look reveals unfiltered expressions, witty insults, and the best swear words. Effin' Birds stands out with its clever captions and satirical take on our fine feathered friends. Prepare to be delighted and amused by Aaron's humorous and unapologetically candid portrayals of birds like you've never seen before.

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