Warlocks Patron Jacket
Department
Style — Jacket
Color
Size
Water-resistant collared jacket with a 150gm 100% nylon outer shell with a 320 Denier rating. Water Pressure Resistance = 10,000 mm. Elastic cuffs and drawcord closure at bottom opening. Six-snap front closure. Unisex sizing XS–3XL to fit most.
Product Features
- Sustainably sourced cotton plus recycled poly rPET blend
- Soft feel and lightweight
- Offset carbon footprint
- Unisex sizing to fit all people
- Ethically made, sweatshop-free
- Designed by a freelance artist
About this Design
The design features a menacing figure with glowing eyes and prominent antlers, set against a backdrop of flames within a dark, shield-like frame. Below the illustration, bold text reads: 'MY PATRON SAID THAT I SHOULDN'T KILL YOU YET.' The lettering is stylized with some sections in red, adding intensity to the message. The design balances dark fantasy elements with a hint of humor.
@contextmerch
Listen, friend... I've got great news! my benevolent and magnanimous Patron has just let me know just now that you are not to be harmed in any way! isnt that great?!? well i mean... i was going to throw you into the void and be done with you, but i guess Asmodeus thinks your special... *grumble* you know *i* used to be special. Well, what can one do? i do have a pact to abide by, so until you fall out of favor i'm just going to untie you and you can be on your way... *sighs sadly*
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