Human Update Required Skateboard
Department
Style — Skateboard
Size
Built with 7-ply Canadian maple and available in four different widths. Decks can vary from 31-32" in length. Includes CCS 139mm Raw Skateboard Trucks, CCS 52mm White Skateboard Wheels, CCS Blue Steel Abec 7 Bearings & Black Griptape.
Product Features
- Designed by an independent artist
- High-quality print, built to last
- Ethically produced
- Ships flat or rolled, ready to display
About this Design
A retro-style computer screen displays a 'System Update' message with 'Human Update Required' and a loading progress of 37%. It humorously shows tasks like 'Installing empathy.exe', 'Patching self_awareness.dll', and 'Calibrating soul.drv'. There is a warning not to turn off 'your existence' and a version note reads 'version 0.0.3 unstable release'. The design mimics vintage computer graphics.
@bulo
A retro CRT-style pixel art design about the most unstable software of all: being human. “Human Update Required” turns emotional self-maintenance into an old computer system window, complete with empathy.exe, self_awareness.dll, soul.drv, and one tiny warning: do not turn off your existence. Perfect for programmers, introverts, retro tech fans, pixel art lovers, and anyone still buffering through the human experience. Artist note: AI tools were used in the visual creation process. The design was selected, edited, and prepared for print by the artist.
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