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| Chest Size | Inches | Centimeters |
|---|---|---|
| S | 37"-40" | 94-102 |
| M | 41"-44" | 104-112 |
| L | 45"-48" | 114-122 |
| XL | 48"-50" | 122-127 |
| 2XL | 50"-52" | 127-132 |
| 3XL | 52"-55" | 132-140 |
| 4XL | 56"-60" | 141-152 |
| 5XL | 60"-64" | 152-162 |
| Description |
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| Preshrunk fleece knit made from 50% cotton/50% polyester (heather colors are 60% cotton, 40% polyester). Air-jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling. Double-needle stitching for durability. Available in sizes for all genders, up to 5XL. Due to print sizing, design image may appear smaller on larger garment sizes. |
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Introducing our latest illustration masterpiece: behold, the Gerbil of Destiny! Picture this: a cute gerbil, sporting a party hat atop her furry little head, with determined eyes fixed on a water bottle in her cage. But this is no ordinary cage—it's a whimsical wonderland filled with stars, rainbows, and heaps of good luck vibes.
Now, why the intense focus on that water bottle, you ask? Well, our gerbil
friend here has had it with dehydration shenanigans. She's on a mission—a hydration mission, if you will. As she sips, albeit painfully, from her bottle, she's declaring to the universe, "I just need one day where I drink enough water and then it's over for your b*tches."
But wait, there's more! Our caffeine-loving gerbil isn't just here to sip; she's here to soar! That's right, amidst her struggles, she's sprouting wings. Why, you ask? Because once she's fully hydrated, she's breaking free from that cage like a hydration hero, ready to take on the skies!
So, what's the moral of this whimsical tale? Drink your water, folks—lest you find yourself stuck in a cage, dreaming of wings, and plotting your grand escape. And remember, even in the midst of hydration woes, there's always room for a good laugh—and maybe a party hat or two. Cheers to hydration, hilarity, and the Gerbil of Destiny!
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The image shows a colorful, quirky design featuring a cartoon animal, possibly a cat or bear, wearing a party hat with wings on its back. It is drinking from a whimsical water dispenser decorated with stars, rainbows, and a shamrock. The text reads 'I JUST NEED ONE DAY WHERE I DRINK ENOUGH WATER AND THEN IT'S OVER FOR YOU BITCHES.' Various colorful stars and shapes surround the scene.
