I can freakin HEAR:
Join me or die. Could you do any less?
I like Scottish football, plankton and rock music. Not a lot else. Oh yeah, I also like carrots. Especially with meat. Despite my lack of interesting things to say about myself, others occasionally find me to be quite fascinating, though I still remain unstalked. Also, as far as I know, my identity has never been stolen. Not that I want it to be stolen, but it would be nice if someone at least tried. My identity isn't THAT bad. Some of those millions of identity theft victims must have less compelling lives than me...right? Oh well. Bye.
I am obsessed with zooplankton. If you know what that means, you are cool. If you don't know what zooplankton are, they are small animals that live in every aquatic environment on Earth, just floating freely in the water column, letting the wind and the currents move them since their legs are too small and weak to do much of anything about it. Now you can go back to the beginning of this paragraph and I can call you cool, which I would very much enjoy doing.
I am also a fan of both the Scottish National Football team and the Inverness CT Football Club. Go Caley Thistle!
Coolest people on the blog, and why
Lishy McLishums - With a bullet! We like her. We like her a lot. Funny, smart, and pretty as hell. And apparently, a lot of people who write on her Post It notes agree with me.
- the whole licking her elbow thing, and other things, I guess, but mostly, the elbow. We're BFFZORZes.
- Watch out though - she's malaria. Regardless of this, she's one of my favorite bloggers. Don't tell her that, though. It'll go to her head and she'll think she's a god again.
- for keeping my Genesis-related anger management issues in check, and for two magic words: "Muppet Dungeon". Plus, she watches SPL, which makes her cooler than you.
- Because of her fangirlness-by-proxy the other day. I needed some company and she offered me an eBeer. Next one's on me.
SqueegeBeckenheim - She found me a song about Buffalo Bill that made me nearly wet myself with happy.
Shirts I own
A Caged Bird Dreams
Sharp is Relative
Shirts bought for others