"i wrote a hit play and directed it."
i'm trying not to stutter in interviews.
all my girlfriends moved away (and now they're moving back). i hang out with the boys too much. whiskey is the new communion, but i haven't been to church in a while.
officially-unofficial bands i'm in include, but are not limited to: HOT COPS, SKULL TOOTH, BEAR CUB and the hardcore hit band, A MAN APART. don't miss out our hit karaoke version of michael jackson's "i wanna mosh with you." coming to a wedding near you...
i'm way into heists and robberies, sneakery and corporate espionage. did anyone see my binocs?
i have some talent along the lines of spying, snooping and making master plans, but feel like rather than using this against people i should put it towards the "greater good," which is why i'm considering the life of a secret agent, or PI if you will... maybe this is why i like a good mustache... also i love silencers. if i had a gun, you can bet it would have a silencer. but the only gun i have is a nerf gun and you can bet it's got a laser-sight on it.
i'm having a love affair with with my friends, especially the long-distant kind... i guess the internet isn't that long distance, is it?
THINGS I BE HATIN': bad attitudes (present company included), unnecessary violence, magic (as in top hats), wine rituals, that horrible television show becker, puking, single-family-million-dollar-homes on my block (who's living there anyways?), general douche-baggery.
THINGS I AM LOVING: PIZZA, my husband, bloc party (so i'm a little late), curbyourenthusiasm (just in time), babies having babies, "the kids" (one can say "i LUH DA KIDS"), let's be active, the milwaukee art museum, HSCO-love, catching the bad-boys birthday line on WGCI, handstands, goggles, holding my ears instead of using earplugs, sweet rides, fireworks (the monky driving kind), skateboarding, NEW AMERICA, charles barkley for president, being a good auntie, impressing you with my muscles, and glenn fucking danzig.