I am the bee's knees. I can eat an entire jar of marshmallow Fluff and not die. I know more about useless ephemera than you do. I am a small, bluish-grey oracular rodent. I am married to a woman who is so beautiful she makes strong men weep. I have saved the universe over 400 times, and made 37 assists. I am an ordained minister. I am made of 59,730,599,206 polygons. I know a man who jerked off a silverback gorilla. I will drink Tabasco Sauce for money. I have played video games with the children of the most powerful men on the planet and emerged victorious. I once went to a strip club and pretended to be Patrick Swayze's evil twin. I smoked powdered toad-sweat and got the munchies. I don't floss as often as I should.