at the ripe age of 0 i busted out of the alcatraz-esk prison known as my mothers uteri...singular...i came out on horse back followed by a tidal wave of deadly placenta (which happens to be the discovery channels new tv show in the works). There were doctors everywhere scrambling to grab my slippery little body but i temporarily blinded them with my well placed blast of baby urine...onward and outward i screamed in baby garble and off i went.. they called me a maverick...i called myself a renegade... so i dawned the proper attire of such a person, daisy dukes. they called me daisy duke...i called myself bronko. So there i was...my baby muscles glistening in the evening sun whilst i gallop towards nothingness when all the sudden i stumble upon a golden pencil. I fastened this golden pencil into a shank in case i needed to rob anyone stupid enough to travel the Oregon trail. They called me Shanky Wilson, I called myself Lando Calrissian..