I'm a pretty normal guy, really. I work as a web designer, though I plan on going back to college next fall. I'm engaged to an amazing girl. I read comic books and play with little plastic star wars toys. All in all, very normal.
So that everyone is aware, any shirt that is even a little bit vectory or cartoony is meant as a joke. That's really not my style, and these designs are generally just done to keep my from going insane during board meetings.