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aka Sean Simpson is a 24.79 year old and has been a part of the Threadless community for 3 years, 9 months! Tokechan has scored 3 submissions, giving an average score of 5.00, helping 0 designs get printed.

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    posted 2 years, 7 months ago in Squid Rocket

  • This design has an squid on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the squid on my shirt that I, like a squid, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'squirt at the starfish'' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a squid-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.

    I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my squid would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the squid on my shirt, I told her I wanted to squirt at her starfish. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you 20 000 leagues under the C.

    Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has a squid playing a sax on it, attracts women Cons: Only 1 squid playing music (could probably use a few more on the 'guns'), cannot see squid when sitting with arms crossed, squid would have been better if it glowed in the dark.

    posted 3 years, 9 months ago in 20 000 Leagues Under The C