I've been playing the flute for the last 13 years. Hopefully I can find work with it, otherwise it'd be a reeeaaal shame.
I'm a hippie. (indie?)
Fizzy Pop incense rocks my world.
definitely a hippie.
Underneath your desk you will find a razor, a bottle of Scotch, and some gauze. Remove your appendix, do not suture until your work has been inspected.
Underneath your seat you will find the disassembled parts of a high powered assault rifle with instructions written in Swahili. In ten minutes a hungry bengal tiger will be admitted to the room, do whatever you feel is necessary. Be prepared to justify your actions.
Definitely a hippie