I'm secretly Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC.
I casually repeat movie and TV quotes during normal conversations (BEWARE: I will spew streams of Lost references all over your face).
I'm a bit of a claustrophile.
I often narrate my life in my mind.
Household appliances attack me.
I'm forever fascinated with Alice's Adventures in Wonderland.
Sarcasm is my best friend.
I am in deep, endless love with turtles, and all things related.
I am prone to self-sabotage.
I discuss "what she said" quite often.
I am a grammar freak.
Be warned: I'm a rambler.
And a tad klutzy.