Damn Scientists
Design by John Slabyk
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This product is custom printed especially for you, as soon as you order it. We want to ensure this new order fulfillment and production process will give you products you love. So we triple check every step along the way to guarantee their quality. Although we cannot accept returns on these custom printed products, we'll happily replace items that arrive damaged or if the quality is unsatisfactory.
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About the artist
- Name
- John Slabyk
- Nickname
- aka humanot
- Hometown
- URL: http://www.dodsr.com
About the design
- Original design submission
- Average score:
- 2.77 out of 5
- Scored by:
- 436 people
- Printed with: plastisol ink
- Tags: john slabyk scientists science future jetpack funny text type robots v-neck



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longleggedfly on Dec 4, 2014 at 10:53:57
Please reprint in black ^ ^
SoyBeanMaster on Oct 30, 2014 at 01:30:03
i love it
AndreaWilson on Apr 16, 2014 at 01:28:06
where's my hovercar :P
Amlethus on Feb 19, 2014 at 18:34:09
Please bring the original grey color back, it looked SO much better and I don't own my old one anymore...
pheonix004 on Feb 15, 2014 at 22:51:17
its okay. i cant quite figure out what it says, though. a little bit unclear.
chatrooms on Jan 24, 2014 at 04:00:22
I like the way this shirt fits on the female model.
i8puppies on Jan 4, 2014 at 04:59:14
yeah for real, this shirt is old. my black version of this shirt was already shredded by the time that song came out. reprint the black one!
shockedfrog on Nov 11, 2013 at 03:51:39
The kickstarter thing looks bad, but there's things about it that don't quite make sense yet. I'm sure more information will come to light in time.
As for the song, this shirt was submitted in 2002, so unless the song was made a long time before the album was released, it's more likely that the song took its lyrics from the shirt.
Mark Evans on Sep 26, 2013 at 15:22:27
John Slabyk (designer of this shirt) is a fraud on Kickstarter too. He's scammed people out of money, claiming to be making a set of playing cards. But he's taken the money and run. See comments here:
http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/dodsr/founders-playing-cards/comments
Clems on Sep 25, 2013 at 19:52:59
Hey guys, I just wanted to say that this t-shirt is kind of a "fraud"... these are the exact lyrics from the song "Future?" released by Stylophonic in 2006 (the album is Beatbox Show). The original album is only available in italia, but even the remix, easier to find, has the lyrics.
See by yourself (voice begins at 0:40) :
inner_fears on Aug 27, 2013 at 12:34:05
are all the people whining about the last line actually serious? The last line was the very reason i bought this t-shirt. I find it gives the t-shirt a very ironical and self-conscious style, like anyone who asks himself such questions and who is willing to wear this t-shirt is also affected by a mind disease of some sort
unwashedsauce on Aug 14, 2013 at 06:47:49
Repriiiint! Ladies S
number.169 on Aug 12, 2013 at 14:14:36
normally i'd decry this message, but the last line makes it. love.
MRadclyffe on Jan 15, 2013 at 15:48:15
The link to the picture where you can actually read what it says is broken!
lizcasper77 on Dec 22, 2012 at 04:58:32
All I want is the meal-in-a-pill!! Is that so much to ask??