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if it isn't you all get 1, jk but try hard people! MEXICAN JOKES ARE A PLUS!
How many mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
I saw two Mexicans playing basketball the other day.
It was an intense Juan on Juan.
I like where this is going :)
Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?
fair play ill check yerr shit now
Wait for it
He had locomotives.
What phrase would you want to hear in Church, but never in a Mexican prison?
"Jesus loves you."
Why did the Mexican throw his wife off a cliff?
Somebody out there pays hosting fees for mexicanjokes.net. With the tagline, "Not racist, just funny!"
I had to search their site pretty thoroughly to cherry pick the non racist ones.
A Mexican with a prosthetic toe walks into a bar.
He says, "Hi, I'm Roberto."
What do you call a Mexican who's had his car stolen?
What do you get when you breed a Mexican with a common Pidgeon?
What do you call a midget mexican?
Paragraph because he is to short to be an essay
So many terrible jokes on that site.
My new favorite:
What kind of cans do they use in Mexico?
I can take the racist-heat tbh but there might be some offended mexicans around :( you all get scoring thanks dudes! made me giggle
A woman and man get into a car accident. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither one of them is hurt.
After they crawl out of the wreckage, the woman says, "Wow, look at our cars -- there's nothing left! This must be a sign from Him that we should be friends and not try to pin the blame on each other."
The man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely."
The woman points to a bottle on the ground and says, "Somehow this bottle of Scotch from my back seat didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this Scotch and celebrate our good fortune."
She hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, and chugs about a third of the bottle to calm his nerves. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police."
that's just mean evyc :(
POO! HAHAHAHAHAAHA!!! PEEPEE!!! HAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!WET FART!!! LOLLZZZ!!!
What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer?
We're both lawyers.
how many babies do you need to paint a wall?
depends how far you throw them.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why did the baby cross the road?
Because it was stapled to the chicken.
Why did the kitten cross the road?
An orphanage catches fire. The bishop yells "what shall we do about the CHILDREN inside?!"
The rabbi yells "fuck 'em!" and runs.
The priest replies "do you think we have enough time?"
Taz-pie, that was actually a great joke.
Ok so someone has to draw this for the Mickey Mouse competition, ok?
Lawyer phones Mickey Mouse and says "I've got some bad news. Turns out you can't just divorce Minnie because she is crazy."
Mickey is like "What? I didn't say that! I said she was FUCKING GOOFY!"
What's brown and sticky?
What's brown and runny?
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
How is a pizza delivery guy like a gynecologist?
They can both smell it, but will get fired if they eat it.
I went to the zoo the other day and there was only one dog there.
It was a shitzu.
I went to the supermarket the other day and bought a punnet of Strawberries, I noticed on the packaging that it said wash before eating.........
So i had a bath!
Whats the difference between marmalade and jam?
I can't marmelade my D in ur B. u_u
Two Latvians walk into a bar. Bar burned down in 1970. They remember it now.
Why did the Latvian cross the road? Trick question! No road in Latvia.
Latvian goes to doctor and says "Doctor I think my wife is potato". Doctor says "No true. Your wife is dead." Also not a real doctor.
What did Latvian potato farmer say to another? "What is potato?" Then they both cry.
What does a ceiling fan say?
WOOOHOOOOOOO GO CEILINGGGG!!!!
Why did little Susie fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.