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Jess Hanebury's Mother Fuckin Cheese Shoppe and other not real places. [UPDATES IN COMMENTS]

Partly because of Alex's MSCE project and partly because of a huge stack of forgotten sketchbooks I just found, I started a new project called Logos for No One. It's exactly what it sounds like, and you can see some examples/follow it here. The most recent one is a logo for Jess's maybe-real-but-mostly-we-just-wish-it-was-real, Mother Fuckin Cheese Shop.



The short of this is that I'd love to hear any and all names you've ever thought of or can think of now for places or things (seriously, anything) that aren't real. Next on the list is Christian's suggestion: Hail Seitan Vegan Restaurant.


Also, I just realized that just about everyone here has no idea who I am. So, I'm Jillian. And I work at Threadless. And that is all.

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nickv47

sweet. look forward to more.

Wharton
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Jeff's face emporium.

Dinosaurs

Thistles & Bramble - Wool Outfits

alexmdc
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hahaha this is awesome!

mechanicalrobotpower
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Very cool! Follow'd and lookin forward to more and more.

Also, Hi Jillian.

[+duracell-]

Ye Olde Computer Repair & Smithy

karaed
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One I've been holding onto since the '90s: Ben Folds Laundry.

iPear

Dad's House of Secrets.

merkinspurlock
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hahaha I knew you guys would deliver. Thank you, keep 'em coming!

Hello, robotpower!

Twiggyhall

1.) Hello, Jillian! Nice to meet you :)

B.) This is awesome!!

Lastly.) John's Candied Canadian Bacon

merkinspurlock
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Hey Twiggy! I could be wrong but I vaguely remember drunkenly talking your face off at the last meetup in Chicago about how I've never been to Seattle. Never did get to apologize for that.

iPear

National Baby Bank

Also, sup dude.

Twiggyhall

hahaha, yes! On Jess's rooftop, right??? I think I loved your outfit and we talked fashion design - ??? Details are fuzzy, but I remember you were awesome and we had a great chat and laughed a lot :)

No apologies necessary and I hope we have another fuzzy convo at Beerbocon!

jeffreyg
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Oh hell YESSSS

Also hi. Nice to meet you. Welcome to Threadless ~

nickv47

Milk Dad is Punches: Gym and Dairy

Chipmnk

Nice.

Chipmnk

Rent-A-Pup has been my fallback business plan for a couple years, BUT IT APPARENTLY ALREADY EXISTS. :|

craquehaus

Great project!

Big Jim's Haircare and Tire Shop - and a second vote for Jeff's Face Emporium. I'm going to need to get rid of all this extra inventory somewhere.

Morkki

Neato! Also:

Cyborxplosion Coffee House

Morkki
Wharton said:

Jeff's face emporium.

Jeffheadquarters

SteveOramA

SteveOramA's Zero Print Palace! (the pity party starts now)

iPear

I kind of want to write yelp reviews for these the next time I'm bored.

iPear

shitty, unreadable yelp reviews.*

BeanePod

Love this idea!

Musarter
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Morkki said:
Wharton said:

Jeff's face emporium.

Jeffheadquarters

Sounds good to me. or Jeff's Head Shop

mike bautista

Peanut Butter & Jelly: Attorneys at Law Trouble Club Feelings Police Christ Gang Sayonara Sailors Union Death House B&B Old Flame: Senior Dating Service Vacuum Store

mike bautista

oh dang I gotta html that? or it could all the one thing.

iPear

Imagine a record store that only sold dad music. It would be called Carl's Records, because all dads are named Carl.

Chipmnk

Senior Dating Service Vacuum Store sounds like my kind of establishment.

Chipmnk

Gorey & Son Taxidermy

jeffreyg
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please ignore any requests containing the word 'jeff'

Wharton
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JEFF JEFF JEFF JEFF JEFF JEFF JEFF!

Morkki
jeffreyg said:

please ignore any requests containing the word 'jeff'

Your request has been ignored as requested.
- robart
Ryder
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The city's hottest new nightclub:

"The JeffreyG Spot"

squintygirl

M'Lady's Vague Boudoir of Things 'n' Stuff

campkatie

Totally K80s! a thrift store ran out of my parents attic.

iPear

The Ghost Barber

Morkki

The Cop Stop

merkinspurlock
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All of these are awesome, and I'm writing them all down. That being said...

iPear said:

I kind of want to write yelp reviews for these the next time I'm bored.

Please do!

mike bautista said:

Peanut Butter & Jelly: Attorneys at Law
Trouble Club
Feelings Police
Christ Gang
Sayonara Sailors Union
Death House B&B
Old Flame: Senior Dating Service
Vacuum Store

When I quoted this I was able to see where they separate, but I'm still going to make a logo for Union Death House because it sounds fucking cool.

jeffreyg said:

please ignore any requests containing the word 'jeff'

No.

squintygirl

Sloshy's Boxed Wine Emporium

Chipmnk

Babies and Burgers.

merkinspurlock
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I just wanted you guys to know I didn't forget about this. Here is a gif I made to make up for it.

jeffreyg
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taz-pie

sogood socool somanyfeels

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