Movember: Pros and Cons
Yay or nay?
Keep face warm in winter
That rugged out-doorsy look
Hides hideous teeth
Don't have to shave
Don't have to worry about scratching loved ones faces when kissing
Retains the essence of good meals for hours
Unintended hipster cred.
Instant respect for having a killer beard
Prospective bird hatchery
Immunity to zombification
Essential for starting a ZZ Top tribute band
Goes well with your Harley.
Second hairstyle - you can braid it, etc.
Ability to give "beard slaps"
May cause a connection to the inner Zen "Dudeness" within
Speakerine is for beards
Fun to paint
You have a beard
You continue to be a man as long as your beard perseveres
Heck of a fun time shaving it in stages
Compensates for loss of head follicles
Adds ten years to visage
Itchtastic for a few weeks
Too hot in summer, or tropical locals
May require absorbent amount of Hair Conditioner
The Secret Truth (closest peeps prefer lack of)
Hurts like hell when kids pull
You will transform into a gigantic man-child-baby-hybrid when you eventually shave it off
Shrunken chin syndrome once removed
Being mistaken as middle-eastern in the post-911 south
Sometimes does not fill-in
Taz does not like beards
Food trap (gross)
Not always there for you :(