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Movember: Pros and Cons

Movember
Yay or nay?


Pros:
Keep face warm in winter
That rugged out-doorsy look
Hides hideous teeth
Don't have to shave
Don't have to worry about scratching loved ones faces when kissing
Retains the essence of good meals for hours
Unintended hipster cred.
Super manly
Instant respect for having a killer beard
Prospective bird hatchery
Immunity to zombification
Essential for starting a ZZ Top tribute band
Goes well with your Harley.
Second hairstyle - you can braid it, etc.
Ability to give "beard slaps"
May cause a connection to the inner Zen "Dudeness" within
Speakerine is for beards
Fun to paint
You have a beard
You continue to be a man as long as your beard perseveres
Heck of a fun time shaving it in stages
Compensates for loss of head follicles
Science


Cons:
Job acquisition
Adds ten years to visage
Itchtastic for a few weeks
Too hot in summer, or tropical locals
May require absorbent amount of Hair Conditioner
The Secret Truth (closest peeps prefer lack of)
Hurts like hell when kids pull
You will transform into a gigantic man-child-baby-hybrid when you eventually shave it off
Shrunken chin syndrome once removed
Being mistaken as middle-eastern in the post-911 south
Sometimes does not fill-in
Taz does not like beards
Food trap (gross)
Not always there for you :(


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Morkki

Cons: Itchy

Musarter
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Yes, for a couple weeks. Then it is smooth sailing brother.

TheInfamousBaka

Pros: Being awesome You instantly look manlier Instant respect for having a killer beard (from me anyways)

My husband has a beard and it is glorious.

Musarter
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Mountain Gnome said:

Beards rule!

TheInfamousBaka said:

Pros: Being awesome You instantly look manlier Instant respect for having a killer beard.

Yes and yes.

Musarter
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Only a bearded man gave give a:

radiomode
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You can get some birds to live in it too

soloyo-collabs

are there any Bearded Zombies????

Maybe beards will keep from becoming one?

TheInfamousBaka

Perhaps if your beard can wield a chainsaw.

soloyo said:

are there any Bearded Zombies????

Maybe beards will keep from becoming one?

iPear

pros: No shaving (I'm hairy, I start getting stubble after like 5 minutes) beard respect among brethren sometimes my whiskers taste like BBQ sauce people think I'm tough

cons It's nice to feel my cheeks people think I'm older than I am maintaining a well groomed beard can be time consuming I look like a terrorist hair sucks

Man, beards itch will be less frequent if you condition it.

Morkki

Yeah, I can't decide which is more annoying: shaving or grooming a beard. Fuck hairs, man.

BeanePod

Every time I grow a beard these days more and more grey shows up.....thanks kids!

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soloyo said:

are there any Bearded Zombies????

Maybe beards will keep from becoming one?

This seems true. Added to Pros list.

Twiggyhall

You can start a ZZ Top tribute band

It goes well with your Harley

It's like having a second hairstyle - you can braid it, etc.

Twiggyhall

Woah.

Optical illusions, mang

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Twiggyhall said:

It's like having a second hairstyle - you can braid it, etc.

This goes for extremely long beards. I guess I can go slick or afro at my current length.

So far the Pros far out way the Cons. The only answer is: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXXThSZjNvQ

Chipmnk

I will never know this feeling.

BeanePod

^ there are always other options

mezo

NO BEARD CON EVER

RubberDuckyUrThe1

I am totally anti-beard guys. Sorry. Feels icky against MY face and reminds me of my dad (not a turn-on, jic you were wondering).

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Can we still be friends?

uncannyxjen

pro = Beards = BABE

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RubberDuckyUrThe1 said:

I am totally anti-beard guys. Sorry. Feels icky against MY face and reminds me of my dad (not a turn-on, jic you were wondering).

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Can we still be friends?

We can agree to disagree. Though you are going against the grain here.

To piggyback another blog, how often must a beard be washed? Everyday, twice a week, never?

RubberDuckyUrThe1

Haha, u guys feeling left out of kimby's hair blog?

[+duracell-]

yadda yadda something about vaginas

TheInfamousBaka

Don't wash your beard with regular shampoo, it will dry out the skin underneath, giving you the beard itchies. I buy Blue Beard's for my guy and he loves it. They have a conditioner as well which makes it super soft and snuggly.

I'm a beard enthusiast.

BeanePod

^ Holy beard aficionado Batman. Awesome. I feel like such an amateur now.

vanillablue
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uncannyxjen said:

pro = Beards = BABE

Agreed 110%

mezo

I stared at Ewan McGregor's beardstroke gif for an uncomfortable amount of time.

pyr4lis

Slight scruff = Yes Full beard = Ick

Nothing like kissing a guy and getting "rug burn" on your face :/ So not fun to kiss a guy with a big beard. It's all scratchy and eww.

Slight scruff is very ruggedly manly to me. And you'll look awesome & bad ass in a suit!
Think Jason Stratham :D Full beard dude makes me think Zach Galifianakis which is not hot to me. He's funny and what not but I would not say full beard man is dreamy or bad ass.

pyr4lis

so yeah... I vote for slight scruff if that's an option

RubberDuckyUrThe1
pyr4lis said:

Slight scruff = Yes Full beard = Ick

Nothing like kissing a guy and getting "rug burn" on your face :/ So not fun to kiss a guy with a big beard. It's all scratchy and eww.

Slight scruff is very ruggedly manly to me. And you'll look awesome & bad ass in a suit!
Think Jason Stratham :D Full beard dude makes me think Zach Galifianakis which is not hot to me. He's funny and what not but I would not say full beard man is dreamy or bad ass.

completely agree.

TheInfamousBaka

If a guy has a scratchy beard he's doing it wrong.

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Manupix said:

The ultimate beard blog.

Wow, a Festa super fiesta. Beards galore.

jeffreyg
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post a picture of your beard musarter!

littlem

brett keisel of PittSteelers has an awesome beard

Musarter
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speakerine said:

I'M A PROBEARD

I will add that to the Pros.

Musarter
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jeffreyg said:

post a picture of your beard musarter!

And risk a "Neverending Musarter Photoshop Blog?" I think not.

littlem

do it. you can't just make a blog like this and not post a pic. that's so 'wharton-no-moustachio-proof' blog! you don't want to be compared to that, do you??

it's so shameful!!!

Musarter
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I have been compared to worse things. "It is better to fart and bare the shame than hold it and bare the pain," as my Great Grandmother used to say.

Twiggyhall

BEARD PIC. NOW.

StevenLefcourt

In my year long experience with having a beard I found out a secret truth. As much as people will tell you they are cool, and a lot of girls even told me I looked good with one, most people close to you would prefer you shaved, for one reason or another.

wearecareful
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Pro: It's fun to paint.

Con: Hurts like hell when you're kids pull on it.

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