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2013 THREADGOALS/ PRAISE Wharton

I've missed making one of these for the past couple of years, so its high time I ante up and declare my goals for 2013. I'm expecting plenty of "you go, girlfriend" comments and jazzy giffs to keep me on the straight and narrow.


Here we go:


Make the first Threadgoals thread Check


Draw jeff like one of my French girls Check


Collect one more Threadless Facebook stalker Check Annie and Jeff


2 adult prints


enter at least half the contests This is going to be next to impossible, whats going on with all the challenges?


sub 2 designs a month


break my collab virginity


submit a hand drawn illustration (scary)


Score 5,000 subs


2.93



3.23



3.01



3.09



3.27









**2.69Avg Score


357 scores
64 fives
123 ones**


**2.75Avg Score


395 scores
64 fives
130 ones**

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digsy
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you need to add "make a threadgoals blog before anyone else" and then put a giant tick next to it!

soloyo
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Breaking news

I am here to break something

littlem

I'm here to break your... Oh wait...

littlem

I meant to say, "You go,girlfriend!"

TheArtistDude

Submit more this year and become more involved with the community :D

L-M-N-O-P
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DUDEBRO. YOU GOT DIS.

pilihp
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good luck!

Wharton
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Wow, blessings from St Jeremy the painterly and Pilihp patron saint of cuteness. These goals are in the BAG.

Goldendust

A collab virgin, you say?

These are good goals. I'd be keen to help out with a collab at some point... Unless you're saving it for someone special.

littlem

I'm gonna bet that everyone is chomping at the bit to break his virginity. Lolz!

littlem

"School boy error"

My arse!!

jeffreyg
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can i take your virginity

littlem

He's going to draw you like one of his French girls, Jeff.

jeffreyg
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2 "adult" prints

jeffreyg
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littlem said:

He's going to draw you like one of his French girls, Jeff.

make sure you get all my curves

littlem

"Curves"

That would definitely count as one "adult"print!

Wharton
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Thanks everyone for

Don't worry Jeff I'll get all your curvaceous chins and rolling flesh in, theres nothing sexier than flab rendered in charcoal.

Kimby, why do you think I wrote this Thread other than to lure you into my honey trap of collabs. Lets get a collab on.

littlem

It's not love...

It's a question of lust. Haha

Theo86
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Nice one, you def can do these goal. This one may be the hardest of them all
submit a hand drawn illustration (scary) :).

littlem

Hmmm I happen to like my dreams, General Wharton. My migraines, not so much.

TheInfamousBaka
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I think all of these are very attainable! It'll be interesting to see who you pop your collab cherry with.

hobigambar

Submitting designs more more till got that Shield. 8)

Goldendust

Oh hey I thought I commented on this already? Consider me trapped. Have you got anything in mind? Flick me an email, it's on my profile :)

celandinestern
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I think a kimby-wharton collab would be beyond awesome.

also while I'd never take on the responsibility of guiding you into the grown-up world of collabs, I'd be happy to draw something together with you once you get through the initial shock. (Yes, with pencils)

also participating in half the contests seems like overkill to me, but hey, dream big, right? :D

littlem

Stalk stalk stalklol

Goldendust

Well, I have that big-ass conference next week... I'll think about it and email you afterwards :) If you don't hear from me by the 10th of March feel free to harass me!

craquehaus

Out of all your goals, I think scoring 5000 subs with this interface is probably your toughest goal, knowing your skills.

My only Threadgoal is to have Blog of the Year

Wharton
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Sounds good Kimby. Theres no mad rush.

Craquehaus. Thanks, I didn't realise how ambitious 5000 scores would be, its hard to maintain enthusiasm for it. To be honest I think the print goal is definitely the hardest, theres no control over that.

Threadwars

i really dig that pattern

Wharton
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Thanks anonymous and John. I'm trying a silent and deadly approach for the select challenge. I'm not sure I can compete with yours though Mr Tibbot.

taz-pie

i want blog of the year for 2007 for WAT.

Luke...
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I'm with ya on the 2 subs a month goal... I tried to start that sometime last yr.; from October till now, I've sub'd 2 a month except November, and it looks as though February is only gonna be 1, but that's because I created 1 all the way to completion then realized it was utter crap.

Wharton
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Taz. I'm sure I'm only a drop in the ocean of surprise that you haven't sequentially won that blog of the year. Who can predict what the Threadless hive mind will pick.

Luke. I don't mean to brag, but I'm actually 3 subs up on my 2 a month quota (I'm trying to create a buffer for slackness later in the year). I know exactly what you mean about getting 99% through a design and realising it was no good to begin with. Keep on trucking!

Farnell. Thanks, do you have any selects up for voting? I think QBF is trying to monopolise the challenge, he needs some competition.

taz-pie

hah! i was totally joking actually. that WAT blug is a pile of weird shit and the odd bit of weird pron. i wouldn't nominate it myself!!

Wharton
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taz-pie said:

hah! i wouldn't nominate it myself!!

Is that a cry for help there? I almost didn't register the subtlety.

Nick. I'd like to think I could win Wharton of the year, but the way Threadless sometimes chooses things, who knows.

taz-pie

haha you! no i am srs. there were some weird vag's and midget porn buried in there. there might even have been a dickslap. 100% noty suitable for minors

Wharton
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Celebrity endorsement by Eric Fan, doesn't get much better than that.

I like the patterns too, but according to the select thread designs have to conform to a college/ school theme (I basically didn't read the brief), so not sure if these really work.

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