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Haiku mystery madness

Step 1: Post a haiku, describing a threadless tee in a vague and unspecific way.


Step 2: Next up to the plate guesses which tee is being hinted at.


Step 3: Once the tee is identified, repeat Step 1.


Step 4: Profit?


BEGIN


Turquoise, he searches,
his treasured dismembered hand,
held aloft for sport

Watch this
jeffreyg
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Not so furry friend Hulk smashing tanks and airplanes Just wants some bamboo

P0ckets
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Creamy vanilla Empties his frosty bowels We are all alike

jeffreyg
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Flying flock of birds Bursting out of something light We are all the same

BeanePod
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Quickies after twelve. Rainbows illustrate our lust. Horns are delightful.

P0ckets
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Tattooed pachyderm Stretches across midsection Lines, circles, patterns

BeanePod
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I am really tired. I could use a night off work. Who will howl for me?

P0ckets
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Three members missing; Probably all now zombies; Let's lock and load, boy.

P0ckets
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You'll never get it if you don't guess :O

5 syllable clues are available upon request.

jeffreyg
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An extinct being Firing colorful light Thats quite a mouthful

BeanePod
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I love adventures. I travel through space and time. What's this from my eyes?

P0ckets
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Reptilian Fiend; The sole chink in his armour; Plays with balls of wool

P0ckets
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Hint: "kittens causing harm"

BeanePod
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that one is one of my all time faves

Must break out favors. Democracy we are not. ? ??????? ?????!

BeanePod
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Sorry, last part says "I will bring the hats!"

moosabman
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This blog was so fun. It deserves to breathe new life. Lets bring Haikus back.

Morkki
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How did I completely miss this blarg the first time around?

Morkki
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BeanePod said:

Must break out favors. Democracy we are not. I will bring the hats!

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*Help! I'm being mauled,

Why? Maybe it is because

I taste like bamboo*

moosabman
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  • This Blog was so Fun
  • It deserves to breathe new life
  • Let's bring Haikus back.

^there now it looks like a haiku curse-ed forum.

moosabman
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This one might be kinda tricky.

Dig Our Facial Hair?/ Then come see us after school/ We all play for keeps.

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