Early scripts


"I would also like to order the meal that causes orgasms."


"The shark out there is considerably larger than expected. Perhaps we should rethink our strategy."


"I'm Bruce Wayne."

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jeffreyg
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I FORGOT TO BUY BREAD

jeffreyg
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oops fail..

I FORGOT TO BUY BREAD

WednesdayCat

Do you see what happens larry!?

squintygirl

Please confirm if I am responsible for that.

Torakamikaze
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"I would like to introduce you to my gun. It was named after my friend Jacob, who happened to be quite small in stature."

Omair

"Welcome to my vagina, Harry!"

TheInfamousBaka
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Seriously, bitch... I don't give a rat's ass.

squintygirl

I didn't know anyone was in here, I'm sorry, I'll wait until you're finished.

Bio-bot 9000
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"I had sex with your mom."

squintygirl

The next part is very important... YOU GONNA GET STOLEN!

Torakamikaze
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If that plane leaves the ground and you're not with him, you'll regret it. Maybe not today. Maybe not tomorrow. But probably by Thursday. Yeah, I'm just go ahead and call it. You are gonna regret the shit out of it by Thursday."

SJ27

"Oh shit. You caught me. Yeah, might as well confess. It was me all along."

littlem

"MaryEllen!!!!"

WarDrobeInSpareOom

"I, myself, am strange and also, I like beekeeping."

littlem

"Mom's gonna kill me when she finds out I wet the bed again."

Bio-bot 9000
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"Display to me the currency!"

L-M-N-O-P
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You know what they call a quarter-pounder with cheese in France? FUCK IF I KNOW, VINCENT. MAAAAAAN, SHUT THE FUCK UP.

L-M-N-O-P
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The first rule of FIght Club is... Just have fun guys!!!!

taz-pie

i love you guys.

the t-rex cheezborger one made me lol

jeffreyg
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STEVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

littlem

cue song: "i love youuu. you love meee. we're a happy familyyyy...with a great big hug and a kiss from me to youuu. won't you say you love me tooooo"

Twiggyhall

Yes, Mrs. Bueller, your son has a perfect attendance record. We are so proud of him.

TheInfamousBaka
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Jack pushes rose off of the Titanic and goes back to poor people dancing.

Twiggyhall

do you has a crush on the ToraSteve??

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