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*sigh* Singledom.

Yeah.


So I stopped seeing the guy I was seeing.


I'm really not broken up about it or anything, I mean... It was my decision to end things (and they ended on good terms).


But I guess the main point of this blog is to profess my undying love for Hector/againstbound.


No, wait, no. That was the secret intent of this blog.


Shit. You're not supposed to reveal secret intents!


Anyway, my Friday night is lameashell and no one has joined my meetup yet (which I previously whined about) and stuff.

Watch this
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taz-pie

sorry. i didn't know where else to put this :/

taz-pie

or this.

taz-pie

or this.

taz-pie

but now we can all enjoy them =D

Morkki
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What's wrong with his foot? What is he trying to do with that stupid tiny towel? So mystery.

taz-pie

STOP, TAZ, STOP!!

BeanePod
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oh my fucking god the tupperware.....IT'S ATTACKING MEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • shit's in pants
Twiggyhall

Huh?? Sorry, I can't hear you. I just punctured my eardrums out with an icepick-foot towel-egg peeling-cabbage chopping-egg flipping-tupperware avalanche

brb...

voodazz

HAHAHA!! I was just having a discussion with a friend about those completely inept infomercial actors who can't even open a door or tie a shoe without failing miserably. THANK GOODNESS there's a miraculous product that can help them accomplish life's previously insurmountable problems!

Twiggyhall

He is a special, special man...

BeanePod
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Hello, it is me, I am thinking about you....about you giving me my fucking feathers back.

  1. Because I fly with them.

  2. It's winter and I'm fucking freezing.

Sincerely, Owl

endoxo

tell me what the hack is this at all?

Twiggyhall

When a Mommy blog and a Daddy blog love each other very much...

BeanePod
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BeanePod said:

quick synopsis:

  1. somethin bout some dude
  2. shirley temple's teeth
  3. james van der sandwich
  4. fat babies
  5. midget porn
  6. monster girls and noodle arms
  7. fights
  8. blasts to the face
  9. rubbing money on people
  10. all 4 one
  11. awkward hugging
  12. owls in a rat chugging contest
  13. honey boo boo gazelles
  14. potty training fashion trends
  15. debbie downer 16: nods of approval from unlikely sources
  16. chubby ninja clouds
  17. napoleon dynamite
  18. pandas - both sweet and evil
  19. death by lasers
  20. tom selleck sandwiches
  21. they crossed the streams
  22. bananas and puking rainbow kittens
  23. steves and/or dragons
  24. coming to arsenio's door
  25. bear suits
  26. tyler perry balloon heads
  27. that....that's weird wild stuff...
  28. threadless std's
  29. drunk babies/grandpas
  30. ovaries
  31. dead ovaries
  32. zombie ovaries
  33. steve loosing faith in ovaries
  34. oh no he didn't cat
  35. questions regarding blog

seems pretty straight forward when you look at it that way

  • although this synopsis is from pg 14 and is in need of an update or it will explode...

in corner

Twiggyhall

...that synopsis is a product of this blog's love. A dirty, illegitimate - but slighty smelling of honeysuckle - product

OwlsOnTheBrain

Love. So much love. We should update the synopsis :D

BeanePod
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Hello Tumor Head.....look at what I can do...

OwlsOnTheBrain

The blog is BACCKKKKCKCKCKCKCCKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!

Twiggyhall

The ponytail on the left is having a minor identity crisis up there ^^^ . . . . . . Hi Becky!!! How's tricks???

We still drink-o-chatting later tonight?

Maybe I can finally rope PerryPods into joining us...

BeanePod
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Just stopped in for the roping.

Thanks....that'll do.

Twiggyhall

Good heavens.

That pic really is sort of suggestive.

Uh...so yeah... how 'bout them footballs??

Twiggyhall

blog is shocked blog dies blog explodes blog is resurrected as Michael Landon

Twiggyhall

Also, asterisks don't do what they say they're going to do on new Threadless

BeanePod
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blog faked its own death. blog sits back, laughing at confusion that ensues.

Goldendust

There was Marcel the Shell posted in this blog because of me? I've done the world a favour.

OwlsOnTheBrain

I'm giving up on dating.

I'm giving up on dating.

I'm giving up on dating.

Also, I'm giving up on typing. It took me like 500 tries to type that correctly 3 times.

BeanePod
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Looks like somebody needs to be reminded of what's really important in life.

Twiggyhall

Awwww Becksky! :/

Yes, maybe focus on other important things for awhile. Like roomba babies. And my little ponies eating never-ending sandwiches. And zombie ovaries.

taz-pie

i just laughed so hard at this, i had to share it with my fellow noodly boobers:

BeanePod
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that was the most beautiful thing......i have ever seen

Haragos
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I haven't dated in years. I'm an introvert though and want to be left alone. You hear that world... Leave me be.

OwlsOnTheBrain

Dood, you're being smart. People are weird and evil. And bad.

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i've got a date on saturday!

Twiggyhall

hahahahahahahahaa i love you Taz!!!

OwlsOnTheBrain

Be careful Ryder.... Dates are dangerous things.

Very dangerous.

BeanePod
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But not bacon wrapped dates.....cause bacon!

Morkki
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Wrapped up in bacon... that's the best kind of date

Haragos
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People are evil.. and I'm the most evil of all.

OwlsOnTheBrain

Are bacon-wrapped people evil?

I've always wondered. Always.

BeanePod
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I thought I was evil once. Turns out I was just bored. So I wrapped myself in bacon and became AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Twiggyhall

bacon-wrapping makes everything more awesome

wellll, 'cept maybe Lady Gaga...

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