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I'm confident you don't need heels to accentuate your legs. Phwoar.
Yowza, someone's been at the cough syrup.
Drunk on life!
And Steve, I still think you should be an Ironman-er.
Pshaw. I like my opiates in a more potent form.
alvin has 3 legs. wut
You know who I miss? Malcolm. Tried emailing him some months back, but that account doesn't work anymore.
My legs aren't that shapely, m'dear.
Juff-ray has three, too, but one of them is an actual vestigial leg growing out of his coccyx.
they are. Malcolm is on facebook. He has his own life tho
Not sure if that was a good or bad zinger. "Ahahaha you actually have three legs"
You're really too humble, Alvin.
By the way, I started this so that Kelsi's blog doesn't turn into a discussion about your legs.
To the devil with Facebook!
No blog should turn into a discussion about my legs.
Hence why we now have one concentrated blog of beeyoo'ifuur legs.
Dang, you're not even using real words to describe my legs.
One time, my friend was wearing high heels and I switched shoes with her and i was wearing skinny jeans at the time and my legs looked long as fuuuuuuuuuuuuu~
... you might have a career option right there, you know.
Think about it.
Wearing high heels as a career?
I'm sure there are plenty of clubs in Miami (or LA, which you're nearer to) that'd appreciate your legs + heels.
That sounds uncomfortable.
Ankle strengthening exercises help a lot.
I bet you'd enjoy that?
I hope whoever you marry shows his legs off a lot.
So I guess I'll be wearing shorts often.
Hey man, you wouldn't believe how much ankle strength improves your quality of life.
Marrying criteria: funny, smart, great legs.
I don't actually have any of those traits. So nevermind. u_u
I hate self-effacing people sometimes. You've got those and more. You beat Bongo Bongo with half a heart left. You didn't even need a fairy, man, even if your Z-targeting was kind of lame.
Baby, I always need a fairy. ;)
And dang, you're really set on marrying me.
I'll get what I want.
I guess I can't make things too easy for you.
Geez, guys, get a room.
Exhibitionism is a virtue. A subway platform will do just fine.
What people must think of me at this stage I really don't know
Have you beaten Ocarina of Time yet? Have I defeated Ganondorf and saved Zelda?
Nah, it's slowed down a little. You need to go to the Spirit Temple but you're too busy wandering around playing music to frogs in Zora's Domain.
Yeah, that sounds like me.
whooooa! i haven't heard from blossy for a LOOOONG time!
Ghost Ryder! How've you been?
You look dashing in glasses, I must say.
haha, been great! How've you been?!
and yes... i look dashing in my specs...
Everyone loves a man with glasses, afterall.
I'm very well, thanks! Getting my face cut up in a few days (procrastinated on getting my wisdom teeth out for a long time), and set to travel a few days after, but satisfied all the same.
traveling to the meetup?
awww man.... bummer...
where ya headed?
There there, Ryder. Maybe in the future, may it come to pass. We'd take great photos together--my face looks like a scowl all the time, to the point that people always seem to cross the street away from me at night.
Goin' home, Mtl.