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Alvin

I'm confident you don't need heels to accentuate your legs. Phwoar.

Watch this
Chipmnk

Yowza, someone's been at the cough syrup.

blossompossum

Drunk on life!

And Steve, I still think you should be an Ironman-er.

blossompossum

Pshaw. I like my opiates in a more potent form.

jeffreyg
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alvin has 3 legs. wut

blossompossum

You know who I miss? Malcolm. Tried emailing him some months back, but that account doesn't work anymore.

Chipmnk

My legs aren't that shapely, m'dear.

blossompossum

Juff-ray has three, too, but one of them is an actual vestigial leg growing out of his coccyx.

Chipmnk

Dangangangnangnangang, Jeff.

Steve The Great

they are. Malcolm is on facebook. He has his own life tho

blossompossum

Not sure if that was a good or bad zinger. "Ahahaha you actually have three legs"

You're really too humble, Alvin.

By the way, I started this so that Kelsi's blog doesn't turn into a discussion about your legs.

blossompossum

To the devil with Facebook!

Chipmnk

No blog should turn into a discussion about my legs.

blossompossum

Hence why we now have one concentrated blog of beeyoo'ifuur legs.

Chipmnk

Dang, you're not even using real words to describe my legs.

One time, my friend was wearing high heels and I switched shoes with her and i was wearing skinny jeans at the time and my legs looked long as fuuuuuuuuuuuuu~

blossompossum

... you might have a career option right there, you know.

Think about it.

Chipmnk

Wearing high heels as a career?

blossompossum

I'm sure there are plenty of clubs in Miami (or LA, which you're nearer to) that'd appreciate your legs + heels.

Chipmnk

That sounds uncomfortable.

blossompossum

Ankle strengthening exercises help a lot.

Chipmnk

I bet you'd enjoy that?

Chipmnk

I hope whoever you marry shows his legs off a lot.

So I guess I'll be wearing shorts often.

blossompossum

Hey man, you wouldn't believe how much ankle strength improves your quality of life.

Marrying criteria: funny, smart, great legs.

You'd better.

Chipmnk

I don't actually have any of those traits. So nevermind. u_u

blossompossum

I hate self-effacing people sometimes. You've got those and more. You beat Bongo Bongo with half a heart left. You didn't even need a fairy, man, even if your Z-targeting was kind of lame.

Chipmnk

Baby, I always need a fairy. ;)

wut.

Chipmnk

And dang, you're really set on marrying me.

Chipmnk

I guess I can't make things too easy for you.

xtiffany

Geez, guys, get a room.

blossompossum

Exhibitionism is a virtue. A subway platform will do just fine.

blossompossum

What people must think of me at this stage I really don't know

Chipmnk

Have you beaten Ocarina of Time yet? Have I defeated Ganondorf and saved Zelda?

blossompossum

Nah, it's slowed down a little. You need to go to the Spirit Temple but you're too busy wandering around playing music to frogs in Zora's Domain.

Chipmnk

Yeah, that sounds like me.

Ryder
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whooooa! i haven't heard from blossy for a LOOOONG time!

blossompossum

Ghost Ryder! How've you been?

blossompossum

Ghost Ryder! How've you been?

blossompossum

You look dashing in glasses, I must say.

Ryder
Ryder profile pic Alumni

haha, been great! How've you been?!

and yes... i look dashing in my specs...

blossompossum

Everyone loves a man with glasses, afterall.

I'm very well, thanks! Getting my face cut up in a few days (procrastinated on getting my wisdom teeth out for a long time), and set to travel a few days after, but satisfied all the same.

Ryder
Ryder profile pic Alumni

traveling to the meetup?

Ryder
Ryder profile pic Alumni

awww man.... bummer...

tragos

where ya headed?

blossompossum

There there, Ryder. Maybe in the future, may it come to pass. We'd take great photos together--my face looks like a scowl all the time, to the point that people always seem to cross the street away from me at night.

Goin' home, Mtl.

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