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You can only buy one.

You have the power to buy any one thing in the world. Ethical or not. BUT ONLY ONE, and something REAL. What is it?


Don't try to circumvent the rules. No one cares about your smug rule bending ideas.

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taz-pie

harrods

taz-pie

lol i dunno. i am all outta smug rule bending ideas.

jeffreyg
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royal bank of scotland

jeffreyg
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or Monsanto so I could destroy them from the core.

Musarter
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The United States Government . . . no wait that is a terrible investment.

Musarter
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You can have it.

Ste7en
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America the continent or the United States of America?

biotwist
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1 design submitted -

any everything bagel because it comes with everything

tesco
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all of the shoes. then I would destroy the shoes and nobody would have shoes. fuck your shoes.

soloyo
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Happiness,

hey, it is real,

I hope.

taz-pie

dude tesco my first thought was also shoes. zomg twinsies

squintygirl

I was thinking shoes, too, ones that will actually fit my pancake feet properly.

Or maybe just pancakes.

uglyducknyc

A zoo.

I know it's really corny, but while watching that movie I kept thinking that would be really cool — well, as long as there's huge habitats for all the animals.

Ryder
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Disneyland

Ste7en
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you can only buy 1 of the shoes

ecsu
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natalie portman

Ste7en
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finally, a sensible idea

pyr4lis
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I'd buy a house. A big ass fancy house with a pool in the living room :D

Bramish
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A nice house

ellygeh
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I'd buy more money so I could do all the stuff I really want to and all the other things you guys mentioned =)

ecsu
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i'd buy fort knox, melt all the gold and build a giant gold mechagodzilla and destroy switzerland.

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

jmeaspls
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does it have to be tangible?

jeffreyg
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Ste7en on Jul 10 '12 at 10:03am America the continent or the United States of America?

waitwut

uglyducknyc

Wait! Natalie Portman's not real; she was a Star Wars character, right? ;-)

taz-pie

no one said apple yet?

ellygeh
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I'd buy more money so I could buy all the things you guys said! And then do whatever the heck I want!

Ste7en
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you can only buy 1 money, and at a rate of 1:1, you wouldn't get far

Ste7en
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North and South America are continents....

jeffreyg
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America refers to United States of America

North America = US + Canada + mexico

jeffreyg
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okay back on topic,

I'd buy a gift certificate from in-and-out burger that would supply me with at least 1 doubledoubleburger/day

ecsu
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i'd buy a jeffrey and then clone him. 7 times.

ecsu
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^^^^^

i'd totally do that.

squintygirl

A subway train that doesn't smell like pee.

EZFL
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Threadless

taz-pie

omg yesssss

Ste7en
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Since you want to nitpick- America and The Americas can all be used in reference to the continents. From the wikipedia search of "America"

.America usually refers to either:

-The Americas, a landmass comprising North America and South America

-The United States of America, a country in North America

I, however, was only encouraging him to dream bigger, because this is a fun conversation.

Ste7en
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good choice, xiv...such an obvious and awesome one

jeffreyg
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Wikipedia - legit source

jkjk only teasin steven :P

i thought of another thing I want to buy: an island for me and escu to live on

Ste7en
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you should name the island America

Musarter
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Wait, South America is not part of "America."

Ste7en
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separate continents

ivanrodero

Actually is just one big continent, the division in 3 parts is only there for being easier when you speak about regions...

And I would probably buy something like the Amazon jungle probably...

Morkki
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I'd buy Disney

and ruin so many childhoods

Ste7en
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What is this? Geography time? They are considered 2 of the 7 continents.

Musarter
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If I bought America I think it would include both.

If I bought Asia what would it include Eastern Russia?

I am considering my options.

Ste7en
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I guess it would matter how you word the contract...but im sure you could grab some of Russia in the deal

againstbound
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Yeah, America it's a continent and you uncreative fucks decided to use it for your country too. I bet you're also the ones that started the different Americas bullshit to create confusion (and were the fuck do you categorize central america?). Plus you also produced Snooki and Paul Reiser, dick move, dudes.

ivanrodero

Wow geography has indeed changed since I was in school, I swear that They thought the seven continents where: Europe, Africa, Asia, America, Australia, Antarctica and Oceania.

I read about it and that ended up being bull, good to know.

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