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Sex Names?

Since we are all a bunch of horny pervs around here I figured I'd add to the pot.


ok I'll start. (substitute my name for yours if your a girl)


"Let's play pin the g to the matress"

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little g
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horizontal hokey pokey

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missing in action

little g
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hide the salami

maddingo

teh hawt sechs


tracer...lol.... u jackass

lemonalle

doing the no-pants dance

maddingo

let's recreate the German invasion of Polland--

YOU BE POLLAND

kidaro

the beast with two backs

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thinking of kayce

lemonalle

doing the sex

little g
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bumpin' uglies

squintygirl

Getting a Flu Shot

catdogpigduck
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My porn name is "Slim Pickin's"

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harvesting the fertile land

kidaro

magic mambo

maddingo

the what is it the 3rd thursday of the month again already?

little g
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making a deposit at the bank

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aerating the garden

catdogpigduck
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The total market value of all the goods and services produced within the borders of a nation.

maddingo

the thing that happens everytime i meet up with your mom

little g
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Taking a boat ride into the love tunnel

mezo
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THAT'S THE WRONG HOLE!

catdogpigduck
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where matter collapses to infinite density, and where, as a result, the curvature of spacetime is extreme.

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pissing of mezo

little g
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going deep sea diving

catdogpigduck
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When a cell is placed in a hypotonic solution, the water diffuses into the cell, causing the cell to swell and possibly explode

maddingo

masking the lack of real communication

little g
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Dropping off the kids

lemonalle

Catdogging the pigduck

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lemonalle on Dec 05 '06 at 1:34pm
Sleeping

lawl

catdogpigduck
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Zesting the Lemon..alle

juliejeremiah

When my sister was little, like too young to understand what sex is, she called it "making a sausage."

little g
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slipping the hot dog into the bun

(inspired by juliejeremiah's blog)

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waking up lemonalle

a1cshowoff

Bumpin uglies.... Damn, litlg got it already....

Beaver Hunting with a spear
riding the balonie pony
taking the skin boat to tunatown

realslimnatey

honey, ill be staying late at the office...again

a1cshowoff

Dropping off the kids? That doesnt remind me of sex.....

catdogpigduck
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non-enzymatic browning reaction

maddingo

yeah.... what r u German with teh "dropping the kids off" ??????

maddingo

making a new Paris Hilton video

little g
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Technically you are dropping of many many "kids"... Technically

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pretending i love you

catdogpigduck
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fictitious characters who embark upon imaginary adventures in which they battle many kinds of fictional monsters, gather treasure, interact with each other, and earn experience points, becoming more and more powerful as the game progresses.

maddingo

i wish u were your friend Allison

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