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Dream Invasion

I'm talking to a guy who works at a comic book store. And he's rubbing off on me.


He collects comics and action figures. Plays DnD. Works in a comic book shop.


Deadpool is his favorite comic book character, and guess who was in my dream last night!


..................
Wait for it,
Deadpool.
Yupp.


I must really like this guy if my subconscious is like WHAM SUPERHEROES.

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Chipmnk

Man, are comic book shops a hip place to be? Mike was talking about the cute girl that works at this comic book store in his town.

whenwewerelions

I dunno. The one I visit is in the mall I work at so it's pretty popular.

Chipmnk

Do you work at Orange Julius slash Dairy Queen?

whenwewerelions

Naww man. I sell sandwiches at a franchise place called Charley's Grilled Subs.

Chipmnk

I don't like it. What else you got?

mike bautista
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Man that cute girl incident was so embarrassing.

Chipmnk

What even did you do?

whenwewerelions

We have fresh lemonade and gourmet fries. Also do you think I should get Wes, the comic store guy, this really old Green Lantern comic? He doesn't have it yet. The thing is though that he's pissed at me and I don't want to drop serious cash on a guy who doesn't return the feelings for me that I have for him. So bluhh.

Chipmnk

Why is he pissed at you?

Is it because you don't work at Orange Julius/Dairy Queen?

Torakamikaze
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Last night I dreamt I was at some party and all these dudes showed up in corduroy jackets and I was all "Did I miss the memo?" and it was nuts

I'm thinking of finding a girl somewhere to give corduroy to

whenwewerelions

He's pissed because I told my friend (that's also his coworker) what he told me, that she's in danger of losing her job. He said he doesn't want to be "that guy that spreads rumors about people losing their jobs" in case she doesn't actually get fired.

He told her that he probably won't date me now. So yeah.

Chipmnk

Steve, I would like to be the girl who receives your corduroy.

Torakamikaze
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That's what happens when you don't work at Orange Julius/Dairy Queen

Torakamikaze
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Alvin, will you accept this corduroy?

Chipmnk

That's a confusing reason to get angry. I don't think it would be worth it to buy him something expensive, especially considering you're already giving him other stuff according to other blog.

Chipmnk

With all of my heart, Steve. Now when I move, I will make zipzip noises wherever I go.

Torakamikaze
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I've never been happier!

taz-pie

i used to have a pair of maroon cords. SO 90's!

Chipmnk

I have brown corduroy pants that I wear all the time. They used to be my favorite, but now Steve's corduroys is my favorites. zippazippazippa

taz-pie

pros: warm in winter cons: thighs rubbing together

taz-pie

pros and cons: warm thighs rubbing together in winter

Chipmnk

WO-AH Taz.

taz-pie

torasteeeeeb oh hai!

whenwewerelions

I have a pair of purple corderoy skinnies. :D

And yeah I got him two new Deadpool comics and a new Defenders comic but the one I'm thinking about getting him is an old Green Lantern one that he really wants :/

taz-pie

don't do it man. it smacks of desperation.

Twiggyhall

If I were you, I'd start working at Orange Julius/Dairy Queen first and then take it from there.

Torakamikaze
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one would assume guy working at comic book store would have easy access to comic books

Torakamikaze
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buy him a Stratego or something

everyone loves Stratego

taz-pie

don't buy him anything. seriously.

Chipmnk

It's your call. Personally, I don't think you should splurge when a. you're already getting him cool stuff that he should appreciate and enjoy, b. he doesn't sound like that cool of a dude, and c. it's only Valentine's Day, not his birthday or Christmas or whatever.

Chipmnk

If you worked at Orange Julius/Dairy Queen, we wouldn't even be having this conversation, man.

taz-pie

also. you are 17. save your money for braces. or a training bra.

taz-pie

that was mean :(

i get cranky when i haven't had coffee. sorry.

Torakamikaze
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what taz is saying is, you should buy him braces and a training bra

Twiggyhall

Now I want a Dilly Bar.

taz-pie

YES!

Chipmnk

You wouldn't believe how great I look in corduroy, braces, and a training bra.

Torakamikaze
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My nickname in high school was Dilly Bar

mike bautista
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If you worked at Orange Julius/Dairy Queen, we wouldn't even be having this conversation, man.

Twiggyhall

Chipmnk on Feb 14 '12 at 11:37am

You wouldn't believe how great I look in corduroy, braces, and a training bra.

Can I Dilly your Bar??

taz-pie

wtf is a dilly bar anyway?

googles

Chipmnk

Urban Dictionary doesn't know what Dilly Bars are, man.

taz-pie

is it something dirty? does it have something to do with warm thighs rubbing together in winter?

or is it simply an iceream?

either way. wants.

Omair

Cool guys don't like dead pool. I read about it in a dating zine.

Chipmnk

It's an ice cream bar. Except it's circle.

Twiggyhall

They're super delish. I like the strawberry coated ones best.

Torakamikaze
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Guys lets go get Dilly Bars

we'll be so dating then

mike bautista
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looks like I'll get married today. No matter what my 8 ball says.

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