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OKAY- SO this is one of those things, where someone says a sentance of a story, and everyone after that continues the story, and it's cool, and yeah.


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SO Once upon a time there was a boy named Joe Joey Jo-Jo...

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and stigmata.

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And he liked it.

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which explains how he got herpes.

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so one day he walked down the street.

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and other STD's

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came up to him and fought him.

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and he eats shoes

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with other peoples feet

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then the std's gave him aids.

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in accordance with the prophecy

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of his catholic priest

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He decided to make the most of his life before die so he

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pooped on the floor and stired the poop with a spoon

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decided to form a misfit gang with six other friends

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,he repeatedly punched himself in the balls until he saw...

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Eddie Money waving a white flag in the distance.

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then suddenly...

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another herpes outbreak.

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the angel took him to hevan and he found it to be

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a group of rabid donkeys came and crapped all over the place.

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But everyone was like, No biggie, Eddie Money will pick it up. It's his job after all.

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and then the angel wept, because everyone forgot about her.

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except Eddie Money... and he took the Angel to 'heaven'.

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9 months later there was a little Angel but Eddie Money was nowhere to be found.

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but it was really just a room where he sang "Take Me Home Tonight" nonstop.

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One day the itching stopped and Eddie Money found himself...

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IN A DUMPSTER, surrounding by used condoms and seringes.

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probing aliens for extra cash. It was a tough job but...

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Jo Jo didn't see him and threw an old VCR on Eddie Money's head.

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A VCR that could dance just like Michael Jackson except

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the vcr didn't molest children.

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and the vcr had a light brown furry coat, which MJ was lacking because

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Eddie felt like he was in heaven! He took the VCR to the

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vetranarians to have a special operation where

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he and the VCR would be joined as one!

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so he could

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but something went wrong with the operation and eddie ended up being joined to

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I'm trying to grow a mustache.

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