An Apple A Day Keeps The Vampires At Bay
Me: "So Rico, you know that saying 'An apple a day keeps the doctor away?' I thought it would be fun to combine apples and doctors with the vampire and priest dynamic, because in legends both apples and crosses somehow posses the power of keeping bad, evil things under control. For apples the monster would be 'disease' and for priests it more focuses on 'keeping all the blood in your body intact'. So let's make a grocer/priest defending the sick and elderly from the oncoming vampire doctor hordes. THE POWER OF PRODUCE COMPELS YOU!!!"
Ricomambo: "Uh....sure Ev, whatever, I can bad-ass that nonsense up for ya."