Crappy brushes with celebrity - your experiences
I'm not talking about the time you met your favourite band in the bar after the gig and spent the night partying with them, I'm after tales of those times you remember but they most definitely don't.
I once sat on the bus to work next to Roots Manuva.
I once waited in line behind William H Macy as he bought Lego at Hamley's.
In a crowded, scuzzy nightclub there was one free table with some long-haired grebo passed out on it, head in arms. My friend lifted his head and it was that guy from The Darkness.
As a kid I played Crazy Golf with Roy Walker.
Juliette Lewis once knocked over my pint.
I once ate a piece of Morrissey's Birthday cake.