Kick Punch Fight The Movie
Action movies are the coolest. But they havent been as cool since the 80s/90s. Let's make cool new actions movies.
The Chef's Strong Wife
Zeke is a chef by day, husband by night. One night he discovers his wife's secret. She is real strong like. Now the mafia wants to sell drugs to the inner city youth next to his chef job. Zeke is pressured by the mafia to sell drugs instead of cook food or else they will submit poor reviews to Urban Spoon. After sustaining a leg injury during an unrelated boating accident, Zeke enlists the help of his strong wife. Strong wife challenges the mafia to a tournament fight to save the restaurant. After a bunch of cool fighting, the inner city youth steps in and you think they're bad guys too, but they aren't. It turns out the inner city youth doesn't like drugs, but want more education, so they team up with strong wife to do this really cool team kick finishing move against the main mob guy. Then the restaurant reopens as a food school.
Carfast: Drive Ops
Winning the race is important to Bernard. There's a real big race coming up that will impress a girl he likes, but doesn't like him. It turns out that the girl has a another guy, Yuri, that likes her, but he's mean and also likes racing. Yuri has a group of bad racing friends and Bernard has a group of good racing friends. You can tell they're good cause their group name is unoffensive, but never mentioned. Bernard works hard to make his car faster with the help of his childhood friend, Linda, who looks real bad cause of glasses. Then the big race comes and the bad racers do a bunch of dirty tactics like spikes on their cars, and Bernard almost flips his car, but doesn't. After a big explosion, Yuri hits a tree and shakes his fast as Bernard passes the finish line in slow motion and people take pictures. He goes to the girl he likes and is like "How bout that date?" But she says no. Just then, Linda walks over and takes off her glasses. She is so hot that Bernard makes out with her until they're married.