Happy birthday to the best guy
If you don't know who Omair is, you can GTFuckO right now.
He's my best friend, has mad kick-punch combos, loves dogs more than he loves many of America's presidents, and knows Pokemon like Pocahontas knew, I don't know, necklaces? If he was a precious metal, he would be all of them.
He's also the nicest guy I know, and whenever I think about doing the right thing, I always ask myself "what would Omair do?". He has his head on straight and is so caring about his friends and family. He's humble and smart and will make the greatest dad in the future. He's one of the funniest dudes I know, and he's talked me down from the ledge more than a few a times. He's also one of the sweetest people I know, and I'm not sure why a girl hasn't already taken his butt virginity.
I will fight anyone who says bad things about Omair, even though he will be the bigger man and just put on his sunglasses and be like "yo, chill yoself. We got nugs and girls to catch."
He's a great guy, but he's also the best guy.
Today is his birthday so you better remind him via Facebook, Twitter, or the blogs.
Happy birthday, man. For you, I save the last dance. Starring Julian Styles and Taye Diggs.