***THE NO-IT-ALL HOUSE!*** Dangity, 2ND PLACE! Congrats To Delta Bluto!
NO MORE BOOKS OR TEACHER DIRTY LOOKS, SIT BACK AND SLACK OFF IN CLASS FOR ONCE FELLOW OVERACHIEVERS, BECAUSE IT'S THREADSTAFF POP QUIZ TIME!
EVERY WHIP-SMART DESIGN THAT IS SUBMITTED UNDER YOUR NAME WILL COUNT TOWARDS OUR TEAM TOTAL, SO PLEASE POST THEM IN HERE AND/OR IN PARALLELISH'S NO-IT-ALL'S DESIGN BLOG!
Presenting the completed No-It-All House group collab project, "WHAT A RUBE"!
A huge thanks goes out to everyone who put on a happy face (or angry one) for this collab of overachieving proportions.
Special thanks to Rossmat8 for coming up with the original concept and the awesome title, Leroy_Hornblower for his refinement of the concept and original sketch, and Reags & Chengui for the final put-together and presentation help!
THE OFFICIAL NO-IT-ALL HOUSE BANNER!
Save or click the pic to get a hi-res version of the banner if you wish. Feel free to use this as your avatar, in your profile, or print it our and proudly hang it on your dorm room wall!
^Super special thanks to fellow frat mate Reags for helping me hoist this banner high!
THE OFFICIAL NO-IT-ALL HOUSE MASCOT!
SAY "HELLO" IN AS MANY LANGUAGES AS YOU CAN MUSTER TO Arthur "Arty" Maximillion Cephalopod VIII!
^Super special thanks to the entire frat house for all the amazing suggestions and to Leroy_Hornlower for doodling up this mascotpiece....a new word that means making a masterpiece of a mascot.
THE OFFICIAL NO-IT-ALL HOUSE MOTTO!
"The Only Thing We Don't Know Is How To Lose."
^Thanks to the wily witticism of rossmat8 for that slice of slogan savvy!
Do you consider getting anything lower than a 4.1 GPA to be "failing"?
Do you correct professors in front of the entire class on facts they are teaching out of textbooks they actually wrote themselves?
Do you feel people who have a major and two minors to be "hippie slack-asses"?
Do you consider Holden Caulfield to "get you" more than your closest family members and friends?
Well then you might be just what the Robot Science Team has ordered to complete their synthetic janitor mechanized replacement, and should give a long, hard think to becoming a member of THE NO-IT-ALL FRATERNITY HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
^Thank you ClariceC for whittling this out of a branch from a tree struck by lightning.
MEET YOUR NERDTASTIC NO-IT-ALL THREADLESS PROFESSORS!
-brock rumer - brockrumer
-jef kaplan - JeF
-betsy lam - betsyl
-brianne hattaway - beanie-o (HEAD OF THE BRAINIACS BRIGADE!!)
-john festa - the other festa
-michael halgas - I AM H2
-steve galbraith - free beer
-kristin studard - hello.kristen
-tom ryan - The Tom
-bob nana - bnannas
-adam rajcevich - ADD LTD.
-john troast - jtroast
-whitney becke - whittles23
-margaux teegarden-downs - margauxtee
-glenn cochon - spengler27
-mitch borkowski - MagneticSouth
-liz ryan - lizatthreadless
-kyle johns - plexihorse
-craig gronowski - xleration00
-kara edington - karaed
**YES, I'M ONE OF THE NO'S!**
Our house offers:
-The sexiest library nooks in town
-Pot-luck dinners where we only eat Grade A+ meat products
-Roast away at our world-famous scoffing sessions where you can feel free to hem, haw and beegaggle any of your fellow members who aren't as amazing as you.
-Flash Card parties where you might get a peek at more than just the facts on piece of paper's backside!
If you're not convinced yet, check out this roster of kick-ass celebrities who were once a member of the mighty NO to see how far they've gone with their snottiness and always-winning ways!:
Simon Wilder (aka "That smart hobo with a heart of gold")
Doogie Houser & Haley Joel Fucking Smarty Pants were roommates, for christ sakes:
Here’s our schedule, even though you have already read the textbooks for every class and probably don't need to attend:
Monday, Aug 15th â€“ Most tweets with your House name in the #hashtag. Specifics coming soon!
Tuesday, Aug 16th â€“ Create the best Mascot for your House!
Wednesday, Aug 17th â€“ Get your vote on! The House with the most votes wins!
Thursday, Aug 18th â€“ Think of the best Motto for your House
Friday, August 19th â€“ Photoshop Challenge - the House with the best photoshop image wins. More details to come soon.
Monday, Aug 22nd â€“ Most Tweets with your house name in the #hashtag. Specifics coming soon!
Tuesday, Aug 23rd â€“ Collaboration Tee Design - work together to create the best collab tee. Due on Thursday!
Wedesday, Aug 24th â€“ Get your vote on! The house with the most votes wins!
Thursday â€“ Most submissions by House members from August 15th â€“ 25th (2 week long challenge)
Friday August 26th â€“ POP QUIZ TIME! Tune in to watch the Pop Quiz - make sure you tune into ustream at 3pm CST to watch Threadstaff try and win for your house.
CATCH YA LATER, FUTURE INNOVATORS!