I'm proud to be Public Animal Number 9.
So this is pretty much the greatest thing I've heard all day.
I work at an animal hospital, and for the past few months a stray kitten named Sox has been staying with us. I brought her home with me a few times to play with my kitty, but I didn't want to keep Sox. (She's the black and white cat in the picture below.)
A couple of weeks ago, I walked into work and there was a note on Sox's cage: "I have a new home now. Alice Cooper is my new daddy." I immediately thought, "OH MY GOD, ALICE COOPER!" But I didn't think he was really the new owner of this kitten, so I forgot about it. (I mean, it's possible there's another guy named Alice Cooper... right?)
Well, earlier I was at a staff party and found out that the Alice Cooper is taking this kitten. The daughter of one of the receptionists somehow knows him and is coming to pick up Sox at the end of the month for him. We're going to try to get Alice to take a picture of himself with Sox.
Oh man, I know Alice Cooper's cat!