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Am i a God because of Catpiss?

I've been away and in that time have become a'God' or 'legend' ... i am deeply warmed by this news and would like to thank whoever it was that gave me that title... i promise to serve you well and make sure the sun always shines on a monday. Secondly i would like to thank 'CatPiss-Face' without whom i'd be a mere mortal. feel free to start being horrible to me again, makes me all gooey inside

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5115

Not again! :O

staffell

dude, Ollirudi even made a tribute to you

Cl0ckWoRk m0NkEy

i know .... he's a top bloke

5115 shut it cement bollox

spires
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I'm glad that you don't care what the bloggers think of you. Keep being totally oblivious to the social dynamic here and live a good life

Cl0ckWoRk m0NkEy

to right mate, fuk the blog headed fatcats and down with sensible t-shirts ... so 1994

5115

We still never found out where you're famous at did we?! It must be the popped collar and the apparence of a 46 year old...

Cl0ckWoRk m0NkEy

yep ... oooo i can taste the bitternessssss

5115

Cl0ckWoRk m0NkEy on Sep 14 '06 at 8:04am
yep ... oooo i can taste the bitternessssss ]

I know! You look so old... You must have been able to buy porn and cigs at like age two.

Cl0ckWoRk m0NkEy

hahaha

has everyone seen 5115's pic?! you look like roger the cabin boy on a buy one get one free buggering holiday! u muppet, i'd rather pop my collar then drop anker in poo bay fucko

staffell

haha, brilliant

5115

ClockWoRk doNkEy on Sep 14 '06 at 8:06am
whats apparence mean?

Probably the same as wotsit - aboot - givin - acount - and smuck. :) Among countless others.

Cl0ckWoRk m0NkEy

?? jesus you can be harsh 5115 .... supose u've had all the niceness buggered out of you, im not feelin the love Roger

Rock Deputy

Welcome back, Cl0ckWoRk m0NkEy... you've been... er... away.

Cl0ckWoRk m0NkEy

i've been on a mission my friend .... but now the martians are no more i can return to the place of my birth and put on the cape of Catpiss once more

tesco

ha!

staffell

where have you gone? are you going to be doing any more designs soon?

littlem

mission = jail

littlem

*chuckle

adam antium

i think i never talked to you before, but welcome back!

Cl0ckWoRk m0NkEy

sorry i can't tell you where iv been.. hush hush top secret shit.. savin the world an all that bollox ...

NatySpaghetti

i feel i have warped into a time zone i cant understand completely about

Shebly

hehe

little g

I've missed out on some fun here. Welcome back. Don't beleive we've met

little g

hello Catpiss face... I'm little g

and I have a problem with my cat pissing so it's all very ironic if you ask me ;)

Shebly

aww, shucks

thanks.

Cl0ckWoRk m0NkEy


yes yes its a common problem with cats ... very distressing i can imagine for u and your cat

realslimnatey

hey, can you show whoever printed your catpiss face design my design!?

bizco

Nate, I'll print that in a heartbeat

Cl0ckWoRk m0NkEy

thats wicked mate ... u have tallent like me

staffell

oh man shebly you're so lucky!

realslimnatey

just put in a good word for me man, thats all i ask

larchie

I too have heard the legend of Catpiss Face, but I thought it was just a myth.

Cl0ckWoRk m0NkEy



hmmm ... i once had a dream about a myth covered in caramel and vodka jelly

littlem

did someone say vodka?

shirtflirt

i bought some buds last night that are called 'cat piss'.

now i am god.

littlem

hey, clockwork...what was it i used to call you? cockdork monkeybutt? something like that. that was great:)

Stevethegreat

oh maaaannn


this is so exciting!

Point Blank Polyclinic

Say some more inane phrases, like:
I'm buggered out because I rung my mate's mum, and we're heading to the cinema to schmuk.

It's good reading.

Cl0ckWoRk m0NkEy

your mother was a snow blower .. and your daddy had a carrot for a nose

Rock Deputy

Clockwork... you gotta start insulting people in other blogs, not just this one. otherwise people are just going to avoid this one and what kind of trouble maker would you be then?

taz-pie

cattpissface!



back to the shit then, eh?

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