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so...when you go on a cruise - CruisePoop Update

Are there bathrooms only in your rooms or do they have public bathrooms around the boat?


I need to know this! I'm going on a cruise at the end of the month with my mister & I've only been on one cruise in my life & I can't remember the bathroom situation. I just remember the rooms being really small....what if I need to poop!? I mean I WILL need to poop, it's 4 days!


It will be my first time pooping in front of him....gah.
Poop.
Poop Dilemma.
sigh

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NomadSlim
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Isn't there a door on the bathroom?

mezo
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There are tiny bathrooms in your room & also public ones. Make sure your poops are quiet if you go in your room!

EZFL
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ive never been on a cruise.

Poop Dilemma

mezo
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ploop

nikolina100

I don't know! I figured the rooms were so small there isn't enough room for doors!

nikolina100

ok, tiny quiet poops. got it.

Chipmnk

Hearing your significant other poop is the ultimate sign of love.

WarDrobeInSpareOom

Does your room have a window? Is that window butt-sized or larger?

I think you all know where I'm going with this.

mezo
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Whisperpoop

mezo
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Poop Secret

Chipmnk

Holding hands while you poop is marriage material.

NomadSlim
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What if you pooped directly into the ocean?

nikolina100

that running water trick still works...right?

Chipmnk

Oh god, when you mentioned the "running water trick", I thought you meant pooping in the sink.

Where is my mind...

randyotter3000
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put a ton of tissue down the toilet before you go

marblecargirl

There are plenty of bathrooms, don't worry! Will he wonder why you keep taking "casual strolls" about the boat alone, though? Hahaha :P

[+duracell-]

Hide your poops in the tank

nikolina100

haha, DeeAnn...I totally had that thought!

Must pack matches!

Oh God, Alvin! No!!

Aaron, I feel like that could lead to even more problems...like over flowage! I do NOT wanna have to call the front desk for a plunger. hahahaa, oh God I would die.

Lonely walks in the middle of the night, he won't notice those...right?

hahaha, poop dilemmas are funny.

mezo
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I've got 99 poops but a bitch ain't one.

craquehaus

You'll have your own bathroom but part of the idea of taking a vacation like that is staying in your room as little as possible. (Cruise ship vacations kinda suck IMO.)

DesignbyProxy
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<big><big><big><big><big>girls don't poop!</big></big></big></big></big>

sonmi
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DIRECTLY INTO THE OCEAN

Bio-bot 9000
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something something something that's why they call it a poop deck.

V1ctorya

Cruises scare me! (don't like tiny enclosed environements) but find the poop dilemma enthralling. I'm with out the porthole if you fit :D

nikolina100

haha, so much useful info. I love you guys!

taz-pie

dude. poop issures are so hard to deal with :/ i totally feel your pain

trindli

i was just googling cruise ship toilets especially for you and learned that they work with a vacuum. It is not recommended to put anything in it and they are extremely loud.

So going out for a stroll in the night will probably be a good idea :)

nikolina100

oh jeez....now I gotta worry about being sucked out too?!?!

trindli

no, you just have to close the lid before you flush..

also, there are apparently people out there that are afraid of toilet bowls and can only go on white porcelain bowls

nikolina100

really? people have some weird phobias!

nikolina100

So I know you guys are all on pins & needles about this. The cruise is tomorrow....I'll let you know how it all goes down. The situation, not the poop.

taz-pie

keep us posted on the poop too! we are a curiou people.

thedeetzes
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I think if your at the point of spending money to go on a cruise together you can freaking take a poo!

courtney pie

Just send him to the gift shop or something. More importantly, HE'S GOING TO POOP TOO!

courtney pie

If I can poop at mezo's you can cruisepoop.

taz-pie

wow, i don't think i could poop at mezo's.

V1ctorya

I just love the word 'cruisepoop' - is that like cruise control?

mezo
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WHO POOPED AT MEZO'S!? MY TOILET IS NOT MADE FOR #2ing! THAT'S WHAT THE WINDOW IS FOR!

spacesick
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if you sprinkle when you tinkle please be neat and wipe the seat

marblecargirl

I've never pooped at Mezo's. I did pee there, though.

spacesick
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I saw that!

[+duracell-]

Have you pooped yet? We need to know.

squintygirl

I hope you haven't been holding it in all this time.

[+duracell-]

Yes you could die like the girl from poltergeist if you hold onto your poops too long.

mezo
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& you don't wanna sink right to the bottom of the swimming pool/ocean!

taz-pie

yeah, we wanna know if you pooped! what was it like pooping on a ship?

nikolina100

ok ok!! Jeesh!!! Yep. pooped. totally on the first day too! hahaha. It was all good, cuz even tho I pooped, my poop smells like roses, so there was no stink issue. or it could have been, the suction on the damn toilet that nearly sucked me outta the bathroom, that could have kept the smell issue out too, heh heh.

Overall the cruise was awesome. Neither one of us even felt like stabbing the other the entire time. He only kept me awake with his snoring one of the three nights, and I still didn't kill him in the morning. We drank beers & fruity drinks, I got a pina colada...how cliche! We ate surf & turf and pancakes & burgers. Laid by the pool, then by the beach. Then by the pool again. Danced to cheesy cruise music, they even played the "Shawty had them apple bottom jeans, Boots with the fur song. oh yeah, I got low! :P

so in conclusion, my cruise was awesome. I think I would be WAY more nervous to poop at Mezo's than on any cruise. Mezo's!??! heck no!

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