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$5 off any order over $25, expires on the 26th of December


first to post their email address gets it, just STP me when you use it :)

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Chipmnk

Hi, Lucinda.

lucindaa

Hiiii Alvin

Chipmnk

Don't be silly, Deeann. You don't need a condom.

You need a trashbag.

WarDrobeInSpareOom

Did you watch 50 First Dates recently, too, or it that just a reference to my awesome schlong?

SuperRyan
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hot air balloon

lucindaa

this blog has rapidly changed course...

Steve The Great

Deeann knows we can't get enough of her awesome schlong.

SuperRyan
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Just like DeeAnn's dingdong.

SuperRyan
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rapidly changing course

lucindaa

who doesn't like an awesome schlong really

Chipmnk

Naw, I didn't see 50 First Dates recently, but that's the reference I had in mind.

And your schlong is pretty awesome.

SuperRyan
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rosie o'donnell

WarDrobeInSpareOom

It was on recently, and I watched it, and I thought "maybe Alvin and I were watching it together but apart, like Fievel and his sister were sleeping underneath the same bright star."

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wow, fievel? what an unexpected reference.

Steve The Great

I don't think Fievel should be in a schlongblog

Chipmnk

That's the best connection between 50 First Dates and An American Tail.

lucindaa

NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION

Chipmnk

Someone's going to Photoshop penises into Fievel's hands.

Jake Friedman

I was going to ask for a coupon, but I don't think that offer is being made any more.

Steve The Great

:( don't like fievel mixing with schlongs. :(

lucindaa

the offer's still there if you want it

SuperRyan
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those weiners looks like Waldo's arms

Jake Friedman

I don't even really want it. I just didn't wanna talk about Johnsons.

lucindaa

well that was fun

Chipmnk

I want a million coupons. That I can spend on anything I want, whenever I want. Like food or movies or travel.

Chipmnk

Or school loans.

lucindaa

if I had that, it would be the best christmas present ever

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