Close
One second...

My Slogan Blog. Year Something.

I've kind of fallen way behind on doing the 365 things especially with the switch over to 1 per day so I'm going to stop playing catch up and just try to sub as I go.


Favorites:

My shadow does things when I'm not looking. Shady things.


Horror movies taught me to pay attention if I hear scary music.


Alarm clocks wake me up just enough to realize I want more sleep.


According to Science, I matter.


Monocles: All in favor, say eye.


A slacker's work is never done.



Slogans Up for Vote:



09/01/11


-You can't make the cut if you don't have an edge.


-Join the Dark Side. Turn the Lights Off.


-Doodlers never draw a blank.


-Looking on the bright side requires some serious sunglasses.



08/18/11



  • Living life to the fullest may require antacid.


-My dream job is one where I won't actually have to wake up.


-My favorite dinosaur is the Thesaurus. It's a word eater.



08/09/11


-Recycling can't handle all of my junk in the trunk.



08/02/11


-Water thinks that I'm full of it.


-I am not a Zombie, just sleep deprived.



07/05/11


-Technology knows where it's app.



06/06/11


-Angry people make the best faces.



06/05/11


-Statistics doesn't believe it when I give 110%



06/04/11


-What Do Sheep Count On to Fall Asleep?



06/03/11


-Carnivorous Plants: Nature's Way of Confusing Vegetarians



06/01/11


-Chess has a checkered past.



04/13/11


-Running Late: The Ultimate Rush.



04/12/11


-Puzzles: May They Rest in Pieces.



04/11/11


-Contradictions are always bittersweet.



04/10/11


-Minimalism. It means everything to me.



04/09/11


-If it weren't for Gravity, I'd be on top of things.



04/08/11


-Why Put Off Until Tomorrow What You Can Procrastinate Today.



04/07/11


-Every time I go with my gut, I end up near food.



04/06/11


-The pen is way mightier than the sword. It's got the write stuff.



04/05/11


-I'm so good at killing Time, it's almost criminal.



04/04/11


-The internet thinks I rely on technology way too much.



04/03/11


-Diets: The Ultimate Weapons of Mass Destruction.



04/02/11


-Sushi makes me stop, drop, and roll.



04/01/11


-When I have my toast, I'm ready to jam.



03/31/11


-A postcard is worth a thousand miles.



03/30/11


-If it weren't for Gravity, I'd be on Cloud 9.



03/29/11


-I'll keep an eye out for pirates.



03/28/11


-Chemistry is no fun without the element of surprise.



03/27/11


-If a picture = a thousand words; a postcard = thousand miles.



03/26/11


-Art. It helps me leave my mark.



03/25/11


-If you're feeling down in the dumps, recycling helps.



03/24/11


-Postcards are worth a thousand miles.



03/23/11


-Whoever invented Math had problems.



03/22/11


-Time travelers always want their 15 minutes.



03/21/11


-Not really into Claustrophobia.



03/20/11


-Dictionaries know what's the word up.



03/19/11


-Can't work now... must look busy.



03/18/11


-After seeing the glass half empty and half full, I need a drink.



03/17/11


-They say materialism is a good thing, but I don't buy it.



03/16/11


-Everyone has a right to be lazy. I'm exercising mine.



03/15/11


-Not Paying Attention. Please Donate Here.



03/14/11


-I stand out in a crowd. Especially if everyone else is sitting.



03/13/11


-Digital art is ePic.



03/12/11


-I'm not jaded, just ready to rock.



03/11/11


-I'm not in control without my remote.



03/10/11


-Identity thieves just want to be somebody.



03/09/11


-The road less traveled probably still leads to Rome.



03/08/11


-Mimes think outside the invisible box.



03/07/11


-Clocks help me have the time of my life



03/06/11


-I'd have the time of my life if there was a clock around.



03/05/11


-Psychics have your future in the palm of their hand.



03/04/11


-Time makes it really hard to live in the moment.



03/03/11


-Kleptomania: Do You Have What It Takes?



03/02/11


-Stop Hugging Trees. Just Plant Them.



03/01/11


-Chinese takeout woks my world.



02/28/11


-Someday I'll make my mark. And I'll use permanent ink.



02/27/11


-Zombies make me feel so absent minded.



02/26/11


-In Case of Music: Stop. Drop. Rock and Roll.



02/25/11


-I came. I saw. I wrote a postcard



02/24/11


-At the end of the day, it's morning someplace else.



02/23/11


-Sugar makes my attention span short and sweet.



02/22/11


-Video games taught me to fight my own battles.



02/21/11


-Love is in the air, unfortunately so is pollen.



02/20/11


-Exaggeration is the most awesome thing ever.



02/19/11


-Skeptics never give me the benefit of the doubt.



02/18/11


-Sushi. It's always ready to roll.



02/17/11


-Laziness. It's the least I could do.



02/16/11


-Organization really messes with me.



02/15/11


-You Only Live Once. Unless You've Got Mushrooms.



02/14/11


-Reincarnation. The Ultimate Sequel.



02/13/11


-All of my greatest hits involve piñatas.



02/12/11


-I wish adventures paid the bills.



02/11/11


-Junk Food. It's All That and a Bag of Chips.



02/10/11


-Geometry is for squares. And triangles. And circles.



02/09/11


-I'd apply myself more if forms were shorter.



02/08/11


-My greatest hits involve piñatas.



02/07/11


-If everybody's working for the weekend, then I'll just relax.



02/06/11


-Daydreaming. Be Back Soon.



02/05/11


-Reality looks so much easier on tv.



02/04/11


-I'm almost all heart. Some other organs are in here too.



02/03/11


-You can't be a History buff without hitting the books.


-Electricity is all about the shock value


-Life. It's the longest game I've ever played.


-History buffs lift tons of books.



02/02/11


-If you're headed in the right direction you won't be left behind.



02/01/11


-Thor always tries to steal my thunder.


-Non-fiction. Keepin' it real since 1965.



01/30/11


-The ugly truth is pretty accurate.


-Who's down with Gravity?


-Mimes leave me speechless.


-Lifting lots of heavy books turned me into a History buff.


-Live in the Moment. Take the Batteries Out of Your Watch.


-Lazy people don't run away from their problems.


-Minimalism. It's the least I could do.



01/29/11


-Take it easy, just re-gift it.



01/28/11


-Zombies always live like they're dying.



01/28/11


-It might be lonely at the top but the view's great.



01/27/11


-Heavy metal fans are a nickel a dozen.



01/26/11


-Understanding Math is always a +



01/25/11


-Traffic: It doesn't really move me.



01/24/11


-I'm not a hopeless romantic, just a hopeful one.



01/23/11


-Everybody's working for the weekend. Except time travelers.



01/22/11


-One day hovercrafts will make it possible to take the high road.



01/21/11


-Math knows how to divide and conquer.



01/20/11


-Music is such an instrumental part of my life.



01/19/11


-Zombies always prefer brains over brawn.



01/18/11


-I'll take the high road...when I get a hovercraft.



01/17/11


-X is the most extreme letter of them all.



01/16/11


-I fight evil. One cupcake at a time.



01/15/11


-Music: It makes my heart skip a beat.



01/14/11


-My Heart is in the Right Place. (on chest) Somewhere Around Here.



01/13/11


-Remixes: Recycling for Music.



01/12/11


-How exactly does one get saved by a bell?



01/11/11


-I love History but there's no Future in it.



01/10/11


-Chemistry, heat pressure, and time make everything crystal clear.



01/09/11


-The futuristic version of myself is also wearing this shirt.



01/08/11


-Hey Universe, stop stealing my socks.



01/07/11


-Crossword puzzles are for squares.



01/06/11


-Music. It's an instrumental part of my life.



01/05/11


-I don't need a hero, just a sandwich.



01/04/11


-Art. I'm just drawn to it.


-I Need a Hero. (on back) Or At the Very Least, a Sandwich.


-Sudoku, stop trying to trick me into thinking numbers are fun.


-Shake Things Up. Get an Etch-a-Sketch.



01/03/11


-The luck of the draw is a bit sketchy.


-If I was always careful I wouldn't have any good stories to tell.



01/02/11


-Genetics. Billions spent on research and still no unicorn.


-How am I supposed to make money if conterfeiting is illegal?



01/01/11


-I hate wasting Time, but it's so hard to recycle.


-Video games have conditioned me to be suspicious of my boss.


-Lazy people never run away from their problems.



12/31/10


-S'mores make me a happy camper.


-Hey Artists, how about we call it a draw?


-Whenever I do stupid things, I pretend they're experiments.


-Gravity. It's my downfall.



12/30/10


-Lightning. Proof that Nature is epic.



12/29/10


-Statues bust a move when I'm not looking.



12/28/10


-Magicians are always trying to trick me.



12/27/10


-Warning: Graphic Artist. Viewer Discretion is Advised.



12/26/10


-Sculpture wants to bust a move.



12/25/10


-When it comes to cookies, everyone's a monster.



12/24/10


-Caffeine and Sleep: When I don't have one, I need the other.



12/23/10


-My piggy bank knows there are serious consequences if I go broke.



12/22/10


-Trust the Arrows, they always have a point.



12/21/10


-Once upon a time fairy tales had no introduction.



12/20/10


-Way to slow me down fast food.



12/19/10


-Sticks and stones only add insult to injury.



12/18/10


-Express Yourself. Draw Faster.



12/17/10


-Postcards feel so out of place.



12/16/10


-Apocalypse: The original cult classic.



12/15/10


-Meteorites give me that starstruck feeling.



12/14/10


-If at first you don't succeed. Fail, fail, and try again.


-Due to Gravity, the sky's literally the limit.



12/13/10


-Calligraphy. Because bad handwriting should look fancy.



12/12/10


-Words are the highlight of my day.



12/11/10


-Traffic. It drives me crazy.



12/10/10


-Postcards make me feel out of place.



12/09/10


-What floats your boat sinks my battleship.



12/08/10


-Cubism = Art3



12/07/10


-Someday I'll understand Physics. It's only a matter of time.



12/06/10


-Team Ridiculous.


-Poets hate it when life gives them oranges.



12/05/10


-Enlightenment only happens during the day.



12/04/10


-Security's the bomb.


-Earth. It's my sphere of influence.


-I'm not lazy, I just prioritize better than most.



12/03/10


-Escalators. It's how I rise to the occasion.


-History: Yesterday's events, tomorrow's exam.



12/02/10


-Dinosaurs taught me not to space out.



12/01/10


-Don't Settle. Be a Pioneer.


-If you cut too many corners you'll go in circles.


-I blame Gravity for my lack of a hovercraft.


-404: To err is human, to error computer.

Watch this
Retroludo
Retroludo profile pic Alumni

Couldn't stay away for long.

Retroludo
Retroludo profile pic Alumni

New ones for the New Year!

Lagraphix Designs

Nice Ones, I Voted For Your Best Ones. Please Look At Mine If You Have Time.

Retroludo
Retroludo profile pic Alumni

^ Done and done, took me awhile to get through but you've got some good ones Lag.

Retroludo
Retroludo profile pic Alumni

Updated and added a few more to stay ahead of schedule.

Lagraphix Designs

Thanks Retroludo, Like You Say, We Don't Know The Fate Of TypeTees. But One Day They Will Have To Realize Talent.

Retroludo
Retroludo profile pic Alumni

Awesome, awesome day-new updates and it's iced over so can't go into work. I'm just going to relax and ponder over which slogan to send through the new voting process.

Retroludo
Retroludo profile pic Alumni

First one under the new system:

I'm almost all heart. Some other organs are in here too.

Retroludo
Retroludo profile pic Alumni

Hmmm not having much luck submitting a piñata slogan, the font still comes out all weird.

Retroludo
Retroludo profile pic Alumni

New one:

Laziness. It's the least I could do.

soloyo
soloyo profile pic Alumni

I wish I could make threadless print this slogan but since I can't I will vote I'd wear for it, it's the least I can do:

Laziness. It's the least I could do.

rossmat8
rossmat8 profile pic Alumni

bump

Retroludo
Retroludo profile pic Alumni

Had some duds the last few days but I feel my new ones are much, much better.

soloyo
soloyo profile pic Alumni

They say materialism is a good thing, but I don't buy it.

Wow , great slogan!

soloyo
soloyo profile pic Alumni

After seeing the glass half empty and half full, I need a drink.

so funny

Retroludo
Retroludo profile pic Alumni

Thanks :)

rossmat8
rossmat8 profile pic Alumni

Can't work now... must look busy.

I did this so often at my last job

soloyo
soloyo profile pic Alumni

Can't work now... must look busy.

I like this one!

soloyo
soloyo profile pic Alumni

Whoever invented Math had problems.

I like it but sadly it is too similar to an already printed one.

soloyo
soloyo profile pic Alumni

Chemistry is no fun without the element of surprise.

Amazing !!!!!

soloyo
soloyo profile pic Alumni

The pen is way mightier than the sword. It's got the write stuff.

I love your slogans!

soloyo
soloyo profile pic Alumni

Great stuff, I also love the poets one.

I've got something to ask you. I wanted to submit this slogan: Running Late: The Ultimate Rush.

I noticed it's kinda similar to yours so I wanted to see if you'd be cool with that before I put it through. Any thoughts?

Thanks for asking me, yes is very similar to mine ( I have 2 versions but none as good as yours ) my thoughts? I hope it finally gets you another print,

if it does can I get a free shirt? :-)

soloyo
soloyo profile pic Alumni

:-)

Retroludo
Retroludo profile pic Alumni

Of course! Thanks.

rossmat8
rossmat8 profile pic Alumni

Puzzles: May They Rest in Pieces.

Kind of corny, but I like it

soloyo
soloyo profile pic Alumni

If it weren't for Gravity, I'd be on top of things.

About time threadless prints another gravity Type tee, I hope they print this one!

soloyo
soloyo profile pic Alumni

It's official, I'm your # 1 fan:

Carnivorous Plants: Nature's Way of Confusing Vegetarians.

soloyo
soloyo profile pic Alumni

You can't make the cut if you don't have an edge.

super clever and TRUE

Looking on the bright side requires some serious sunglasses.

GREAT STUFF

Brightwood
Brightwood profile pic Alumni

All caught up. You really do this well. This one made me LOL... My career path is the road less traveled.

bandy
1 design submitted -

Some brilliant slogans here...

Retroludo
Retroludo profile pic Alumni

Oh thanks, much appreciated.

Retroludo
Retroludo profile pic Alumni

When it comes to work, I'm a minimalist. of 34 votes, 44% like it

Hells yea! Need to dust off those mental cobwebs and sub some of my other stuff.

No account?
Join Us