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I figure there's been a blog like this before but I'm way too lazy to look for it. So post your favorite jokes, or better yet post some standup clips from youtube. Here I'll start:


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Oh and if you've somehow never heard Mitch Hedberg before, you're welcome.

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I don't get it Jeff I don't get it

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Jim Gaffigan is awesome

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warning for the delicate - lotsa swearing. But oh so funneh.

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I have too many my brain is filling with now to share, so I'll just post a couple:

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I'm not usually a fan of stand-ups who base their act around one subject like, "I'm gay, so here are a bunch of gay jokes," "I'm black so here are a bunch of black people jokes," or, in Jo Brand's case, "I'm a fat woman, so here are a bunch of fat woman jokes," but I love Chris Rock.

The bit from 2:11 is hilarious:

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I was just thinking today about how amazing this shit was when I saw it as a kid on HBO in like god knows when it came out, and if it was still as good as I remembered it. Thanks Ross for getting me to find out tonight!

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This whole comedy special is gold, and the Mr. Bean segments are before his TV show so it's at its most sincere funny.

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haha RS, Louis CK has far too much "best" for any one clip to ever show. But that is a decidedly amazing moment. I'm in more a longform comedy mood tonight I guess...

I'm not usually a fan of stand-ups who base their act around one subject like, "I'm gay, so here are a bunch of gay jokes," "I'm black so here are a bunch of black people jokes," or, in Jo Brand's case, "I'm a fat woman, so here are a bunch of fat woman jokes," but I love Chris Rock.

I agree, and Chris Rock has never really done that, or maybe he's so good and truthful about race relations in America/The World at large (and less so on his movies), it's hard to see him that way.

I love when he comes out for that show and at every bass hit in the music another classic comedy album that inspired him shows up on screen. It's the ultimate comedy shout-out to the people that inspired Chris Rock the most.

There's a reason the HBO comedy channel STILL plays reruns of The Chris Rock Show, which are basically old Johnny Carson-styled talk fests with timeless skits in between, endlessly repeated since the late 90's.

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I'll watch all these tomorrow, thanks so much for posting

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Kevin Hart - I don't Like Ostriches
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One more, night man!

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ps- When i was going to youtube, i saw this being advertised as coming on soon:

It's about a women with cancer and has the tagline of "grabbing life by the balls!" Showtime is REALLY trying to go for some overly-showy taboo shit to one-up HBO at its game. But the new show Boardwalk Empire looks roughly five hundred million times more amazing than this, so they have a long ways to go. But after Weeds, does this turn Showtime into Lifetime With Curses officially now?

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I really need to go to sleep and stop watching David Cross shit but:

I had read but never heard this mile-long letter before, it's so much better when David actually performs it. Long, but kind of a dissertation about everything that is wrong and actually a bit poisonous about Larry The Cable Guy's brand of calculated ignorant Southern fried comedy.

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I've actually seen Kevin Hart live, he was hilarious.

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More?

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The only person I have seen live is Dimitri Martin. He was way good.

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Yeah I feel like even though he's hilarious on tv, a lot gets lost.

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david cross letter is pretty funny, guys hilarious

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Christmas shoes is so funny, probably even funnier if I'd heard the song before

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Bump this with some good ole Nick Swardson

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I forgot this blog existed

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still trying to work up the courage to do this myself bump

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Went and auditioned for America's Got Talent yesterday as a comedian it was such a thrill definitely want to do standup again.

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DUDE!!!

HUGE STEP BRO!!!! CONGRATS!!!

And I love Hedberg so freakin' much and here's my voice doing a set from a long time ago . . .

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Like 0 of the videos in here work now. I'll have to check that out later I've loved what I have heard of your stuff before. I don't expect to make it to the next round or anything but it was honestly one of the most fun things I've ever done.

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rossmat8 said:

Went and auditioned for America's Got Talent yesterday as a comedian it was such a thrill definitely want to do standup again.

Man, that is awesome and takes serious balls. I hope you continue going for it.

I got to come back and watch some of these when I get more time.

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Thanks dude it was a lot of fun I definitely plan on doing some open mics soon.

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