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Texts I got this morning.

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mullmuggins

ahahahahahaha

Amazing.

WEAREYAWN

hahaah. perfect!

staffell
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that made my day

jamesf
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sounds like she might be on the rebound - what's her number?

Tonteau
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She/he also called my phone just before the final text. I slept through it all, despite the phone being right next to my bed.

brentendo

staffell on May 27 '10 at 6:00am that made my day

ninety-nine

Hahaha!

I've received a wrong number text like this before. Some guy was begging for a second chance and that I please not leave him. Poor wrong number guy.

Tonteau
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I feel a bit sad for her/him. Maybe I should text them back with some encouraging words.

jamesf
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i'd say it's gotta be a woman - men don't generally call women twats, do they?

coffeecandle

hahaha ah mann that is embarrassing for her

staffell
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you should reply with the notion that you are in fact the person that the texts were meant for anyway.

Tonteau
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Nah, that'd be too cruel.

brentendo

"I got your texts you bitch. I'm keeping the TV... and the dog!

Bramish
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Haha!

Bramish
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I like that in the first message it seems like they're signing off as 'using twat'

mullmuggins

My thought was more that men don't tend to say 'I deserve better', James....

Tonteau
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In this day and age, I'm not assuming anything.

jamesf
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i thought that too, but the twat thing seemed more obvious.

shadowboy

Sorry, I meant to send that to someone else.

SJ27

Haah, I've never gotten something like that. But once I got one about some chick with a bogan name being induced. I was worried whoever it was meant for wouldn't know the baby was coming, but I figure being induced is a planned thing, it's not like she suddenly went into labour a month early or something.

tracerbullet
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haha that was lovely

Kookaberry
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Oh that reminds me of a really funny drunk text my friend sent me the other day. Lemme find it.

Kookaberry
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"Sure u have stories of your own, but I hate this circumstance. Really, I saw ur wedding ring. Stop acting single bitch. Hope u don't mind the friend disclosure." 1:11am

then

"Some dumbass at lighthorse [name of local bar] thinking I wasn't perceptive..." 1:11am

then

"Sorry about the drunken text, that was meant for a girl who was trying to hit on our group and get contact info. That was a response to one of her texts." 8:44am

When I got the texts I was like wtffffff...oh hahaha!

Kookaberry
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I didn't know anyone knew about my secret husband =(

littlem

hahahahah

OlliRudi
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i kinda read that as "have a happy birthday whilst using a twat" initially

squintygirl

That's outstanding.

tracerbullet
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i didn't know anyone knew i was amy's secret husband =(

Omair

wait, so waht is "text message" is it like, is that a word document?

littlem

.. +4475985....

what's the rest so i can send you drunken texts? :P

Tonteau
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That's not my number, that's the number that text me.

littlem

oh oh oh oh

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