[Type Tees] Printed Slogans and percentages

All slogans printed so far, with percentages and links to the writer's slogans page.
Click picture to go to shirt and text to go to submission page.

I listen to bands that don't even exist yet.,
by Freakinawesome, of 342 votes, 61% like it

It's good to know someone's watching my back.,
by Tracerbullet, of 186 votes, 70% like it

You just lost our staring contest.,
by pseudonymjones, of 133 votes, 68% like it

To Err is Human, to Arr is Pirate.,
by liich , of 57 votes, 54% like it

This shirt hides my cold, robot interior.,
by evade , of 90 votes, 53% like it

I'm A Noun!,
by Sharlajay , of 70 votes, 26% like it

being vague is almost as fun as doing this other thing,
by Torakamikaze , of 191 votes, 66% like it

Allow me to explain through interpretive dance,
by Darkie, of 220 votes, 65% like it

Bring Back Naptime!,
by Amber, of 68 votes, 43% like it

Haikus are easy but sometimes they don't make sense, refrigerator,
by Rolf Nelson, of 147 votes, 80% like it

I like movies, long walks on the beach, and clichés,
by Matthew Goddard, of 136 votes, 49% like it

I'd give my left arm to play drums for Def Leppard,
by William Knight, of 126 votes, 42% like it.
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CANADA: living the American dream without the violence since 1867,
by Roderick Greene, of 80 votes, 60% like it.

A city built on rock n' roll would be structurally unsound,
by Julie Maire, of 107 votes, 72% like it.

For Sale by Parents,
by Seth Anderson, of 103 votes, 58% like it.

Stop destroying our planet. It's where I keep all my stuff,
by Lawrence Pernica, of 359 votes, 64% like it.

HONK if you're about to run me over,
by QuasiProto, of 222 votes, 39% like it.

Fractions speak louder than Nerds,
by Stuart Colebrook, of 226 votes, 59% like it.

Shakespeare hates your emo poems,
by Pieces of Cheese, of 940 votes, 45% like it.

Stop Drop and Roll Doesn't Work in Hell,
by Ninny007, of 36 votes, 58% like it.

Sublim--I'm awesome--inal ,
by mcgowen007, of 159 votes, 41% like it.

We'll be safe in this dark, creepy barn,
by MyNameHere, of 61 votes, 44% like it

Purple is the new blue and red,
by Phillip Tang, of 107 votes, 42% like it.

Death, our nation's number one killer,
by James Burns, of 189 votes, 43% like it

This is in spanish when you are not looking,
by muffinpants, of 69 votes, 51% like it

So far, this is the oldest i have ever been,
by Ariel Pascoe, of 103 votes, 51% like it

Ninjas and pirates agree: cowboys suck,
by Danielle B, of 105 votes, 53% like it

If you can read this make me a sandwich,
by Anthony Mihovich, of 106 votes, 43% like it

Pickles are just cucumbers soaked in evil,
by TrippleZero, of 325 votes, 43% like it.

Meat is Murder. Tasty, Tasty Murder,
by Stu, of 718 votes, 50% like it.

i shower naked.
by Miciah Anderson, of 129 votes, 49% like it.

in case of emergency, break dance,
by Miciah Anderson, of 203 votes, 52% like it.

Procrastinators: leaders of tomorrow,
by Brett Steelman, of 166 votes, 52% like it.

by Greg Poulos, of 184 votes, 42% like it

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FRICKINAWESOME profile pic Alumni

You have to swear that you haven't ever seen the slogan anywhere or on a shirt before. Yeah right, like im gonna tell Threadless about my secret book that lying next to my computer one morning out of nowhere that house all the slogans i put down as my own! Whoops, said to much again...i'll just hit delete....


Don't worry, FA, you're secret is safe with me. I mean us. I mean THE WHOLE WORLD!!!


dude. your slogans rock

krokun profile pic Alumni

Bring back slogan tees!


is it true that some slogans never get printed?

p.s. check out my slogan list (i am new)


its so hard to get votes in the hundreds!

Bio-bot 9000
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simprov on Dec 05 '08 at 2:56pm
is it true that some slogans never get printed?


Steelplate profile pic Alumni

So how's this thread doing? Just thought I'd say hey :P

evan3 profile pic Alumni

what happened with the def leppard slogan?

Bio-bot 9000
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Def Leppard sued or something.

staffell profile pic Alumni

simprov on Dec 05 '08 at 2:56pm
is it true that some slogans never get printed?

p.s. check out my slogan list (i am new)



3475 days later...thanks for the work!
really helped me!


garnett!!!!! my names ch@os im new to this are u in charge??? anyways it dosent matter it seems like you are if your not direct someone to my page to check out my shit cause i feel all these people submit boring ass...ok not all of them but i meen for the average market most of the shirts i read are horrible i meen i personally wouldent wear most of them..lol ok im not saying mine are perfect but im sure if u go there u will find at least 1 or 2 u will like that i think could go to print :) anyways this community judging thing on slogans is stupid because the humor on most of the stuff they find funny is not! now dont get me wrong i was reading the shirts on here...lol and some of them were really good :) i meen my cousin owns that shits: "if u can read this make me a sandwitch"


yeah that shirt was awesome and my aunt really loved it...too make a long story short i think i have at least 1-2 shirts that could go to print stop by my page and gimme an honest opinion on what you think has potential :) after u have chosen 1 declare me the winner so i can get my cash and move on :p anyways thanks for being so cool later chaos

Dream Cloud Factory

Im pretty sure pecentage helps and all but it's really about how many people like the stupid thing. Yes some of the winners suck but realize atleast 25 people like it and threadless needs a profit (they are giving away $500 to person; so... Saying they would have to sell around 30x $18 shirt just to make a $40 profit. So saying if out of 265 peeps like it out of 1000 (26.5%) they would most likely make it.

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