All slogans printed so far, with percentages and links to the writer's slogans page.
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I listen to bands that don't even exist yet.,
by Freakinawesome, of 342 votes, 61% like it.
It's good to know someone's watching my back.,
by Tracerbullet, of 186 votes, 70% like it.
You just lost our staring contest.,
by pseudonymjones, of 133 votes, 68% like it.
To Err is Human, to Arr is Pirate.,
by liich , of 57 votes, 54% like it.
This shirt hides my cold, robot interior.,
by evade , of 90 votes, 53% like it.
I'm A Noun!,
by Sharlajay , of 70 votes, 26% like it.
being vague is almost as fun as doing this other thing,
by Torakamikaze , of 191 votes, 66% like it.
Allow me to explain through interpretive dance,
by Darkie, of 220 votes, 65% like it.
Bring Back Naptime!,
by Amber, of 68 votes, 43% like it.
Haikus are easy but sometimes they don't make sense, refrigerator,
by Rolf Nelson, of 147 votes, 80% like it.
I like movies, long walks on the beach, and clichés,
by Matthew Goddard, of 136 votes, 49% like it.
I'd give my left arm to play drums for Def Leppard,
by William Knight, of 126 votes, 42% like it.. (Removed)
CANADA: living the American dream without the violence since 1867,
by Roderick Greene, of 80 votes, 60% like it.
A city built on rock n' roll would be structurally unsound,
by Julie Maire, of 107 votes, 72% like it.
For Sale by Parents,
by Seth Anderson, of 103 votes, 58% like it.
Stop destroying our planet. It's where I keep all my stuff,
by Lawrence Pernica, of 359 votes, 64% like it.
HONK if you're about to run me over,
by QuasiProto, of 222 votes, 39% like it.
Fractions speak louder than Nerds,
by Stuart Colebrook, of 226 votes, 59% like it.
Shakespeare hates your emo poems,
by Pieces of Cheese, of 940 votes, 45% like it.
Stop Drop and Roll Doesn't Work in Hell,
by Ninny007, of 36 votes, 58% like it.
Sublim--I'm awesome--inal ,
by mcgowen007, of 159 votes, 41% like it.
We'll be safe in this dark, creepy barn,
by MyNameHere, of 61 votes, 44% like it
Purple is the new blue and red,
by Phillip Tang, of 107 votes, 42% like it.
Death, our nation's number one killer,
by James Burns, of 189 votes, 43% like it.
This is in spanish when you are not looking,
by muffinpants, of 69 votes, 51% like it.
So far, this is the oldest i have ever been,
by Ariel Pascoe, of 103 votes, 51% like it.
Ninjas and pirates agree: cowboys suck,
by Danielle B, of 105 votes, 53% like it.
If you can read this make me a sandwich,
by Anthony Mihovich, of 106 votes, 43% like it.
Pickles are just cucumbers soaked in evil,
by TrippleZero, of 325 votes, 43% like it.
Meat is Murder. Tasty, Tasty Murder,
by Stu, of 718 votes, 50% like it.
i shower naked.
by Miciah Anderson, of 129 votes, 49% like it.
in case of emergency, break dance,
by Miciah Anderson, of 203 votes, 52% like it.
Procrastinators: leaders of tomorrow,
by Brett Steelman, of 166 votes, 52% like it.
GIANTS TALK LIKE THIS,
by Greg Poulos, of 184 votes, 42% like it