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what is too dirty for threadless?

i was messing around with this idea... this is just a shitty photoshop concept. i could probably come up with several more vehicles and matching euphemisms.
for instance, a skateboard saying 'grind me baby', etc.


if this was drawn well, in a naive style, with hand written text and a few more objects, would it be too dirty for threadless? the suggestion is only there if you think it is. otherwise, the things are just excited about what they do and want to do it with you.


i was surprised that threadless did the shirt with the girl deepthroating a banana on it, so i guess this is fair game?


'dirty vehicles' would be the title, and not on the shirt. i think a smart person would get it without the title at all.


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randyotter3000
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Yeah I was wondering this too, I wanted to draw a chair or sofa saying sit on my face but I was too scared :v

alexmdc
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hahaha thats funny I think its just dirty enough to work

Bramish
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I Want To Be Inside You got printed.

travis76
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i hear you randy- i was just thinking of the car at first, a lonely little car saying 'i want you inside of me'. i still think that would be the strongest one if left alone, but the more i add, the more humorous and less creepy it becomes, IMO

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matt's slutty hamburger got printed. i can't see why this would be too blue for threadless.

heykimby

Randy, there is a chair in the storeroom at my work with that written on it.

It's a bit creepy.

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Goldendust
Goldendust on Feb 20 '10 at 5:11pm
Randy, there is a chair in the storeroom at my work with that written on it.

It's a bit creepy.


Lmao pics please!

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Have you SEEN the devravity and aborability of the jeffreyg/KID GHOST collab?!!?!

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make these dirty vehicles come alive.

travis76
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alright maybe i'll think up a few more vehicular objects and puns and draw it up very simple. i'm thinking one color. hell maybe even a repeating belt print pattern. may as well have a 'toile' of my own..lol.

i said i wouldn't do any more joke tees, but when they come to you effortlessly, what else are you supposed to do?

travis76
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hell, they've done topless chicks too right, so a few euphemisms shouldn't stop them.

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oops,

travis76
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lol... well, because cum is cum- it can't be mistaken for anything else- and bread and cum aren't synonymous with each other :P lol

randyotter3000
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haha nah I love my cum on bread in the morning

travis76
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god i can't believe i just had a serious conversation about the appropriateness of that picture. and said cum like 3 times.

i'm still waiting for cat piss face.

OlliRudi
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it probably should have said "butter my face"

or better yet, just "butterface!". mind you, that was before i was aware of that term

travis76
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HA HA i could have an old timey farmer style pickup truck with a bunch of bags in the back saying 'fill me with your seed'

lolomg

travis76
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the truck saying that- not the bags.

travis76
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well, olli, technically peanut butter toast IS covered in nut butter.

OlliRudi
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speaking of farmers, the "dirty hoe" brand seeds from that simpsons episode where homer gets his weed on is still one of my favourite puns

travis76
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i think the old truck would either have to say 'so and so nursery' or 'farms'on the door or something to get the seed joke though.

a golf cart saying 'i like to watch you stroke' or 'let me help you with your stroke' or something.

lol i'm starting to overthink this.

SuperRyan
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yeah....cum bread....should be more inuendo-y...

like "hey, put that warm goo on my face" or "spread your cream all over me"

OlliRudi
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biotwist
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I bet hitler taking a dump would be to dirty

d3d
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a submarine saying "go down on me" or "deeper" or "dive" ?

SuperRyan
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Olli, dear lord, dude....lol

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a race car going "faster, faster"

d3d
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a drag racer going "how about a quickie?"

OlliRudi
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d3d
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a huge truck saying "i can go all night"

travis76
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god , i'd love for hitler to finally become acceptable to use in design and illustration for comedic effect. it's all too tainted. and not even just hitler taking a dump but like hitler eating a bowl of cereal watching cartoons in full uniform. something completely opposite of what he was.

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travis76
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my one concern is to make them all vehicles that normally get washed, if i'm going to title it 'dirty vehicles'. (i even wish i could say 'dirty cars' :/)- which already makes the skateboard kind of an odd man out.

but technically the jokes fully work without the title, so i could come up with a better one.

d3d
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i'm sure it's ok to use hitler in a design these days as long as the design cheapens and degrades him. making fun of history's monsters is a great way of dealing with them.

travis76
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i'm trying to come up with a good gangbang or multipartner gag for a minivan.

EZFL
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if i'm going to title it 'dirty vehicles'. (i even wish i could say 'dirty cars' :/)- which already makes the skateboard kind of an odd man out.


dirty rides

SuperRyan
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Hitler at a tolerance training seminar

EZFL
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minivan = 'theres room for a few more in the back'

travis76
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you know what's sad, all you dirty bastards. this is on my way to being my busiest most commented blog in months. maybe years.
sick puppies.
and it actually brought out my old friends olli and leon and xiv.
what does that tell ya?

pervs.

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travis76
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ha ha good one xiv- has ridin' dirty already been taken here?

travis76
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jeez olli. is that what the long winters do to your minds up there? lol

d3d
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rather than the vehicles talking what if the sayings were written on them in the dust to drive home the point that they're dirty. it'd be a nice change from "wash me".

travis76
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good point. would be hard to do on the smaller intricate things like a bike, dirtbike, and 4 wheeler though. sigh. i know, i hate word bubbles on tees.

OlliRudi
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im sure there's something to be done with rental cars and prostitution.

anything you can come up with for an ice cream van also has to be too nsfw for threadless, i guess

SuperRyan
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you could have the text by each one without the bubble

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SuperRyan
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bumper car: "I like it rough."

rental car: "Right price and you can ride me all night."

bus: "Not the first time I've had 2 dozen people in me."

SuperRyan
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Olli, I like you a lot, dude, but that shit's fucked up

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