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Vote on my terrible slogans and I'll give you a thoughtful compliment

If you go back in time, don't worry. It's all happened before.
If history repeats itself, why am I always buying new calendars?
Most Greek columns aren't Ionic - they're just Corinthidental.
Ionic bonds dissolve because they don't have a strong union.
After careful consideration, I just wasted my time.
I miss having a job not to appreciate.
As a physical person, my life revolves around centrifugal force.
I can't wait to be a fossil so paleontologists can dig me.
Out of all the elements, aluminum is by far the most wearable.
Chemical reactions give me gas.
Painters are only in it for the Monet.
I'm almost certain the universe has infinite probabilities.
I tried to break Newton's Laws but my efforts rebounded on me.
DNA: Because we all need a helping strand.
If they're such good questions, how come they don't have answers?
To make a long story short: The End.
Computers don't affect me, my oven just isn't loading fast enough
Vocabulary is indispensable. Now shut up so I make words at you
I tried to join the Enterprise but I was hoisted by my own Picard
People with impossible taste in clothes suffer from a Pradadox (I am shameless)


Edit: Three more up


Your time on Earth is limited. Wrestle a shark with a jackhammer.
Don't trust your reflection. It lacks dimension.
I'm of the opinion that facts can't be proven.


Edit again: I should just turn this into a 365 slogan blog and be done with it
Science:Because one day tiny robots will live in your bloodstream
I struggle with schedules on a daily basis.


And everything newer than that is down there (lazy, fat, etc.)


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kiiarella

you have some nice slogans. keep subbing ;)

FRICKINAWESOME
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2 designs submitted - Score now!

good stuff sir Adam! Bio-bot is gonna love all your intense science-y technically-y ones. You also have a way with "If......., then why.......?" types of slogans, it's good to have a niche! Check out my slogans and vote what you can, maybe start from the bottom and work your way up like you're climbing Mount Sloganist?

Congolia Breckenridge

kiiarella: You have an anthropomorphic top hat in one of your designs

8randon: Your clever use of palindromes gives a faint glimmer of hope for the next generation of humanity

FRICKINAWESOME: You have commented on every freaking entry in the history of this site and for that you deserve some sort of trophy large enough to drink out of Stanley cup-style

soloyo
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Painters are only in it for the Monet.
Chemical reactions give me gas.
those were my fav ( as I expressed it earlier)

History repeats itself. So don't bother buying any more calendars
I see you change it up a little, nice move!
DNA: Because we all need a helping strand.
so clever!

Congolia Breckenridge

soloyo: "Circles are always making ends meet" is by my estimation the best circle-related slogan on this site

mitchellp
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History repeats itself. So don't bother buying any more calendars
To make a long story short: The End.


Voted!

a__

I love "painters are only in it for the monet"
The columns one is pretty good too.

Einsteinic-Rocket

I checked out your slogans and you've got a few really good ones! My favorites were "History repeats itself. So don't bother buying any more calendars" "To make a long story short: The End." and "If they're such good questions, how come they don't have answers?" If you check out my

slogans
let me know what you think!

Congolia Breckenridge

mitchellp: You are boldly unafraid to make utterly lame puns and for this I salute you

a__: Wizard Guitar Duel is mesmerizing and I feel one of the more significant works of our times

Congolia Breckenridge

Einsteinic-Rocket: More than one of your slogans contains animal-related puns and/or antiquated old-timey slogans

Tikimasters
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I like your slogs a lot. Most of them are chemistry related, do you take classes? I'm a chem major so I found them funny lol. This is my favorite of your slogs thus far:

DNA: Because we all need a helping strand.

soloyo
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I can't wait to be a fossil so paleontologists can dig me.
I like it!

Bio-bot 9000
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oh man, so many science puns!

Congolia Breckenridge

Tikimasters: You have scored nearly 27,000 submissions and I predict your index finger will be at least one part of you to survive nuclear holocaust

Bio-bot 9000: Denver the Last Dinosaur is your avatar and that earns you wicked amounts of ironic nostaglia internet cred

Congolia Breckenridge

Xylophones have the best job security in the alphabet.
The fabric of time has torn. Quilt for the fate of the universe.
I tried not to doubt reality, but my mass released existentially
God doesn't exist. He told me so himself.
Ever since I learned how to count, my days have been numbered.
The life of a sailor is flooded with current events.

Smartt

"To make a long story short: The End."
"I tried to break Newton's Laws but my efforts rebounded on me."

Good ones. Now vote mine please :)

mitchellp
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Caught up! These are my favorites of your new ones:

Xylophones have the best job security in the alphabet.
God doesn't exist. He told me so himself.


I would voted for your numbered slogan, but I like Tikimasters one better.

According to calendars, our days are numbered!

Keep on submitting!

Congolia Breckenridge

Dang it, I knew it sounded too good to be true. Anyway

Smartt: You have your own logo and maintaining a slick image is crucial in the dog-eat-dog world of capitalism

mitchellp: Just as Nickelodeon classic Saute Your Shorts did fifteen years ago, your avatar teaches us all that giraffes have black tongues

Congolia Breckenridge

I can't sleep so here's some wasted brainpower to make up for it

Opposite day: Mankind's last hope for world peace
Royal court jesters are always putting on heirs.
Time turns plagiarism into recycling!
Every Sunday morning, fashion gnomes mine the velvet underground.
Take note: The red carpet rolling out in front of me is invisible

maiabh

tiny robots would look cool with a design. imagine a picture showing the bloodstream and the little robots swimming.

Congolia Breckenridge

maiabh: Your resolve in your slogan voting proves you to be of impeccable political breeding

greenttentacle

"If you go back in time, don't worry. It's all happened before." LOL!! That's wonderful :)

"I thought I had a crisis of identity, but then I changed my mind." is also good - very clever!!

Congolia Breckenridge

greenttentacle: You are skilled in both the arts of design and sloganery and may very well be on your way to founding a ruthless corporate empire of talent Walt Disney-style

Also, what's the story on the collab? Did the team get enough people or has it fizzled out?

soloyo
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Historically, tea parties cause more wars than they solve.
great, both clever and funny

Take note: The red carpet rolling out in front of me is invisible
that's just how I feel sometimes.

mitchellp
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All caught up on your slogans! And I see that you're experiencing the same sort of low slogan scoring that everyone else is having. Oh well... I voted you up! :) I really liked this one in particular:

Historically, tea parties cause more wars than they solve.

Also, I came up with this slogan, and immediately thought of how much you like science slogans.

The ilium, ischium, and pubis bones think they're so hip.

If you like it, throw me a vote. Good luck!

Congolia Breckenridge

soloyo: You got printed! :D Way to go duder!

mitchellp: You are indeed correct and may die happy with the knowledge that I grow more predictable with every passing day.

Congolia Breckenridge

If we all used our own words, we'd be waloof velxty gnilp crumps
I'm not contradictory, I just can't say no to not doing nothing
I only fly two-dimensional planes
Mathematicians do it on multiple planes
Hypothetical dimensions are always taking up space.
Relatively speaking, spatial mass takes up all my time.
When it comes to moving, most planes are inclined to use force.


Science awaaaaay

soloyo
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Allow me to use my own words: Dimplous varf twilt boist mifty zug
brilliant but underscore, maybe if your make the part with your own words shorther.

soloyo
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shorter

mitchellp
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I like your recent one:

I'd be more self-sacrificing if there was something in it for me

Great Slogan Storming!

Boycey

Voted yes on nearly all of them apart from Happiness one and the tobacco one and voted no for the last eight or so. All your others are brilliant though, it shows you're getting better. There you go, that was a thoughtful yet slightly backhanded compliment.
Your new slogs are great though!

Boycey

Please vote on my slogs (I've only got two).

frostedlemoncoward

Voted! "Ever since I learned how to count, my days have been numbered" is my favourite of yours so far.

Congolia Breckenridge

Boycey: Your allusions to other works of art in your designs are bold but thoughtful (seriously)

squintygirl

Your time on Earth is limited. Wrestle a shark with a jackhammer.


This made me realol.

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