Vote on my terrible slogans and I'll give you a thoughtful compliment
If you go back in time, don't worry. It's all happened before.
If history repeats itself, why am I always buying new calendars?
Most Greek columns aren't Ionic - they're just Corinthidental.
Ionic bonds dissolve because they don't have a strong union.
After careful consideration, I just wasted my time.
I miss having a job not to appreciate.
As a physical person, my life revolves around centrifugal force.
I can't wait to be a fossil so paleontologists can dig me.
Out of all the elements, aluminum is by far the most wearable.
Chemical reactions give me gas.
Painters are only in it for the Monet.
I'm almost certain the universe has infinite probabilities.
I tried to break Newton's Laws but my efforts rebounded on me.
DNA: Because we all need a helping strand.
If they're such good questions, how come they don't have answers?
To make a long story short: The End.
Computers don't affect me, my oven just isn't loading fast enough
Vocabulary is indispensable. Now shut up so I make words at you
I tried to join the Enterprise but I was hoisted by my own Picard
People with impossible taste in clothes suffer from a Pradadox (I am shameless)
Edit: Three more up
Edit again: I should just turn this into a 365 slogan blog and be done with it
Science:Because one day tiny robots will live in your bloodstream
I struggle with schedules on a daily basis.
And everything newer than that is down there (lazy, fat, etc.)
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