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Awwwwwww sketchy

On my way to pay my electric bill this afternoon, I totally saw an old man buy a ticket and walk into the porno theater :-/



And on my way back I saw a younger dude walking out.


That's one way to spend your lunch break, I suppose.

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shadowboy

Maybe he thought it was a chinese restaurant.

marblecargirl

That porn theater made him young again!? IT'S MAGIC!!!

rhythmdev9

he's the same guy... its a fountain of youth...

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i feel bad for the guy who thinks the chinese restaurant is a porno theater, then.

SuperRyan
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Porn and Chinese food - does it get any better than that?

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not only did it make him young, but it turned an old white dude into a young black dude! it's a fountain of youth and race change!

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it does not, ryan

rhythmdev9

doesn't golden lake sound like a sex move involving urine and a "inney" belly button

mgill52

the best is when you see people in the car having sex outside the porno theatre.

kcoutu

after chinese food i wait about 30 minutes before i want some more, what a perfect way to spend 30 minutes

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a block down to the left there's also a strip club and an erotic book and video store.

i love how there's just a random block of porn-related stores right in the middle of the business section of philly.

shadowboy

Well, from now on I'm not buying any of Grandpa's bullsh!t about going the VA.

noodlezoop

haha. there is a titty bar right next to my post office.

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i hope the strippers put stamps on their nipples. that'd be first class

squintygirl

Grandpa's getting the VD.

noodlezoop

tracerbullet gave noodlezoop the violent gigglesnorts on Feb 19 '10 at 12:27pm

rhythmdev9

wow how did i live for a year with out banter like this

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You're gonna be old someday, Brian.

mgill52

i like that the title has "awwwwwwww" cause im reading it like its a cute baby awwwww

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true, but i imagine by then i won't have to go to an actual porno theater because i'll have a chip implanted in my head that allows me to just watch movies when i close my eyes

corey9

that theater makes the best popcorn!

i mean, what?

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it's more of an "awwwwwwww snap" kind of awwwwwwww

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i'd be worried about their butter, corey :-/

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O_0

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lol at implant in head.

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gotta have an implant in order to see the implants ;-D

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Men never change ever even if they get old :p

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you're gonna be a crotchety old lady, aren't you? :-p

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daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad, mrs. nickell yelled at me!

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