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Guess who Michael Desire is seeing tommorow?/Alter Ego Blog

Tracerbullet. I gotta wear something slutty, but classy, classy slutty.


~_n


---Michael Desire


(also I'll be seeing hanna, but I'm not dressing slutty for her)


DO YOU HAVE A COOL ALIAS?


MINE IS MICHAEL DESIRE.


WHAT IS YOURS, TELL ME NOW

Watch this
marblecargirl

Y'all are gonna hug so good. Then a baby will come out.

Omair

I think Michael Desire is like my version of ziggy stardust, I gotta do some glamor shots.

SuperRyan
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use protection, Mike D.

SuperRyan
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like a sword

SuperRyan
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a sword you put on your genitals

tracerbullet
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shit, i better manscape!

B 7
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Is Michael Desire your altar ego?

nikolina100

don't forget your v-neck!

Omair

Yeah, I think so. I think we all need alter egos now, Ben.

Omair

the sad thing, brian. I just did manscape. I got a haircut, and shaped up my beard...for you baby honey.

B 7
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I like it! Altar egos are good

noodlezoop

put some rows of rips in the back of your pants, right below the cheeks. designer classy.

Omair

OKAY EVERYONE NAME THEIR ALTER EGO.

Orbanya
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Spade Coolie.

mooseinmyshoe

Kyle Kumquate`.

My alter ego is also an endangered bat.

Chipmnk

Am I allowed to be Max Fun?

Because if I was Max Fun, I would be the complete opposite of that namesake. I would wear a suit all the time and constantly talk about mortgages and bridges in a low monotone voice.

SuperRyan
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Theodore Sanchez

WarDrobeInSpareOom

Margaret Stanhold, MPC


(I generally just make up random abbreviations at the end.)

Orbanya
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Thadeus LaVue.

Bio-bot 9000
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Skip O'Halloran





Diabetic Gibbon Handler

B 7
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Dr. Edgar Pumatooth
(he's not really a doctor though, he just works in a chemist)


Orbanya
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Solomon Dimple.

70's private dick with a penchant for spontaneous love making with inanimate objects.

I have an alt for each of my personalities.

Omair

Dude Alvin you are totes max fun!

Omair

I like Spade Coolie

Orbanya
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Spade Coolie likes you.

tracerbullet
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as i passed by the erotic book and video store on my way back to work this afternoon, i saw a poster advertising an actress with the best stage name: Chester MolestHer

Orbanya
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If I was a porn actress my name would be Lacey Thong.

shadowboy

tracerbullet on Feb 19 '10 at 12:24pm
as i passed by the erotic book and video store on my way back to work this afternoon, i saw a poster advertising an actress with the best stage name: Chester MolestHer


You seem to pass a lot of adult oriented establishments...

tracerbullet
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there's a two-block section right in the middle of Market Street, which is the main business area in Philly, that has a bunch of adult-oriented establishments. i walk past them on my way to pay my electric bill.

Omair

Hank Rothcild

Omair

shadowboy ain't never heard of flipadelphia!

Noh_Body
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can I be Haywood Jablomi?

SuperRyan
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Tom Dump.

Omair

SUCCESS

Orbanya
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Did you score!?

tracerbullet
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we didn't score, but we met someone else who did. on many, many occasions. and who felt the need to describe those occasions to us.

most awkward night ever.

Orbanya
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haha Wow. Sorry to hear that. That's awful when that happens. I think I have met this same person before. Only his final story was so sad and pathetic that I think it was more of a cry for help than a 'I'm hot shit' kinda thing.

it's OK though. He killed the awkward silence by telling us how much he could bench press...

tracerbullet
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it was more awkward because this was a girl.

a dirty, dirty whore of a girl.

Orbanya
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Yikes... Yeah, despite what you might think, whores aren't really all that appealing. Appalling - yes.

mooseinmyshoe

There is something so lovely about waking up and seeing Brian talking dirty.

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