So here's my 365 blog that I'll try to update on a daily basis. If you don't have time to scroll through all of my slogans, I've made a short list of My Favorites. But if you've got time, here's a link to All of My Slogans.
By the way, feel free to leave your comments, critiques, or suggestions in this blog to let me know you stopped by. That way, I'll know to check out your slogans and designs as well.
Thanks for checking out my blog!
25 May 11
Clumsy People Be Trippin'
24 May 11
Official Shake Weight Tester
23 May 11
Swordfish Like to Stay En Garde.
18 May 11
Spiders are Jealous of my Web Presence.
17 May 11
It's time for the Maine Event.
16 May 11
Keyboards Love Having their Buttons Pushed.
13 May 11
Mosquitos: The Original Vampires
12 May 11
My Shining Armor is at the Cleaners, so this shirt'll have to do.
11 May 11
Utah, but I'm short.
10 May 11
Kiss Me. I'm an Oregon Donor.
Appendix Surgery :(
I'm fine with stoning people as long as it's with Soft Rock.
Blacksmiths are into Heavy Metal.
27 Apr 11
Warning: I'm armed. I'm also legged.
26 Apr 11
Presents Now! I'll Pretend to Read the Cards Later.
23 Apr 11
Canadians Play Puck, Puck, Moose.
21 Apr 11
Green Tea: Like Regular Tea Only with More Zombie
20 Apr 11
Sound Waves Have Their Ups and Downs.
19 Apr 11
Knight in Shining Tee.
18 Apr 11
Hardware Stores are Filled with Tools.
15 Apr 11
Green Tea: Best Not to Ask How We Made it Green.
14 Apr 11
Mechanics Work with a Bunch of Tools.
13 Apr 11
Cave Exploration is Going Underground.
12 Apr 11
08 Apr 11
Presents Now! I'll Pretend to Be Interested in Cards Later.
07 Apr 11
Knight in Cotton-Lining Tee.
06 Apr 11
Your Knight in a Shiny T-Shirt.
04 Apr 11
Knife to Meet You. Come Back Spoon.
02 Apr 11
Sopranos Are Nothing But Treble.
01 Apr 11
Uppercase Words Speak Louder Than Actions.
30 Mar 11
You Get the Milk and Cookies. I'll Hide the Bodies.
29 Mar 11
Don't Pick a Fight With a Vegetarian. They Know Tofu.
28 Mar 11
Clothespins: Handy in a Pinch
24 Mar 11
Falling into a Job is Comes Natural to Skydivers.
25 Mar 11
I'm Board of Bored Games.
22 Mar 11
Scuba Diving is a Sink or Swim Kind of Business
20 Mar 11
My Mouse and I Just Click.
19 Mar 11
T-Randy Was Never as Scary as His Older Brother Rex.
18 Mar 11
You make the switch. I'll create a diversion
17 Mar 11
T-Rex: Because T-Randy Doesn't Have the Same Effect
16 Mar 11
Selling Umbrellas is Shady Business.
15 Mar 11
Fish Parties are Off the Hook.
14 Mar 11
Warning: Apple has pp in it
11 Mar 11
Oddly Enough, Keyboards Love Having Their Buttons Pushed.
10 Mar 11
Windows think they're clever, but I can see right through them.
09 Mar 11
Better to Be the Cat's Meow, Than the Dog's Woof.
07 Mar 11
Brainstorming: Leading Cause of Wet Dreams
06 Mar 11
02 Mar 11
I A M S O S P A C E D O U T
01 Mar 11
i'm not a CAPITALIST. i'm a lowercase-ist.
28 Feb 11
Is it the End of the World yet?
25 Feb 11
You may be the Cat's Meow, But I'm the Rooster's Cocka-Doodle-Doo
The Cat's Outta the Bag, But the Bear's Still in the Refrigerator.
The extra "s" in glasses is for sexy.
Let's start an adventure!
I've got an on-again, off-again relationship with switches.
Math is a four letter word. Then again, so is beer.
Math teachers know all the angles.
Math teachers are always looking for an angle.
Why does my case of the Monday's start on Sunday night?
28 Sep 10
When I grow up, I want to be a robot- alien-karate master.
Nothing says I love you like a dutch oven.
Russian Roulette Will Blow Your Mind.
29 July 10
I FEEL JUST CAPITAL TODAY! (Dammit... I just googled this one and found pretty much the same thing on zazzle.)
22 July 10
I Refused to be Underhanded, So the Bowling Alley Kicked Me Out.
Now with proper grammar!
21 July 10
I Refuse to be Underhanded, So the Bowling Alley Kicked Me Out.
18 July 10
The Methods Used By Softball Pitchers to Win Are All Underhanded.
17 July 10
Softball Pitchers Win Games Using Some Underhanded Methods.
15 July 10
The Methods Used By Softball Pitchers to Win Are Underhanded.
14 July 10
Don't Trust Softball Pitchers. They're All Underhanded.
13 July 10
Beating a dead horse is wrong, unless it's a zombie dead horse.
12 July 10
Ironically, PETA is Pretty Good at Beating a Dead Horse.
28 June 10
Tigger was disappointed after applying to be a bouncer at a club.
A house divided cannot stand, so I only make house additions.
Beating a dead horse is wrong, unless it's a zombie dead horse.
Ironically, PETA is Pretty Good at Beating a Dead Horse.
Get Whale Soon, Ahab
24 June 10
The last time I tried to skip steps, I fell down the stairs.
Someone Should Tell Steps that It's Rude to Stair.
Clumsy People Need to Stop Trippin'
The last time I skipped steps, I ended up with a broken ankle.
21 June 10
Even If They Fail, Artists Always Go Back to the Drawing Board.
Deciding Whether or Not to Like Coin Tosses Can be a Real Toss-Up
If you can't cut the mustard, then give ketchup a try.
The first known pirate was a dinosaur named Shipwrex. RAWWRAARRGG
20 June 10
When pigs can fly, the price of bacon will sky rocket.
17 June 10
Lawsuits Can be Expensive, But Birthday Suits are Free.
16 June 10
Sappy movies choke me up especially if popcorn's in my throat.
Arguing in South America is pointless. You'll Never Get Uruguay.
15 June 10
Lawsuits can be messy, but my birthday suit is clean as a whistle
To be a tuba player, you've got to be a real blowhard.
X Marks the Spot, But If You See a W or Y, We're Close.
12 June 10
Note to Self: Don't Wear Birthday Suit to Birthday Party Again.
Tires Really Know How to Perform Under Pressure.
11 June 10
Lets Get Rocktarded!
08 June 10
I'm Off to Find My Next Mistake.
Never Argue with a Norwegian. They Never Let You Get Norway.
07 June 10
Vampires are Suckers for Bloody Mary's... Extra Bloody.
05 June 10
Beating the Odds is Still Considered Battery in the Oddest Places.
Novelists are Wordy by Nature.
Sloganeers are Wordy By Nature.
On Porches, No One Rocks Harder Than Old People.
02 June 10
I May Not Be a Robot-Alien-Samurai, But I've Been Wrong Before.
01 June 10
On Porches, No One Rocks Harder Than Grandparents.
I Prefer Ice Cream in a Cone, But I Don't Recommend the Pine Cone
Creme Cheese Can Be Used to Treat Most Bagel Bites.
Follow Me! I'm Going Crazy.
31 May 10
I Can Dunk! Point Me to the Nearest Donut Shop and I'll Prove It.
Utah: Where Any Joseph Smith Can Be Big Pimpin'
28 May 2010
Contortionists Will Bend Over Backwards for Just About Anyone.
I Can Dunk! Give Me Milk and Cookies, and I'll Prove It.
27 May 2010
Video Gamers Are All Thumbs.
22 May 2010
I Tried Buying a Car from a Fruit Farmer But Got a Lemon.
17 May 2010
Contortionists Are Always Bending Over Backwards for Others.
14 May 2010
I May Not Look Like a Robot-Alien-Samurai. But Why Risk It?
I Tried Buying a Car a Off Fruit Farmer But Ended Up with a Lemon
This one actually hurt my brain trying to fit it into the 65 character limit. But I had to resubmit, because I forgot an A in my original submision.
13 May 2010
I'm probably not a robot-alien-ninja. But I've been wrong before.
I Tried to Buy Car at a Fruit Market, But Ended Up With a Lemon.
I'm most likely not a robot-alien-ninja. Or am I?
12 May 2010
Life Sure Has Brought the Market Price of Lemons Down.
Why buy lemons when life just gives them away?
If I'm the Apple of Your Eye, Then You're the Potato Of My Elbow.
Hygiene 101: Always Floss After Chewing Someone Out.
I'm So Sharp, People Call Me Cheddar.
Don't Buy Lemons Anymore. I Hear Life is Giving Them Away.
11 May 2010
If I'm the Apple of Your Eye, You Can Be the Potato of My Elbow.
Arsonists love adding fuel to the fire.
10 May 2010
I'm Off to Make My Next Mistake.
07 May 2010
Windows are so transparent.
06 May 2010
To Conserve Energy, I'm Willing to Punch People's Lights Out.
Contortionists Are Willing to Bend Over Backwards to Help Out.
Its Good to Be Flexible, But Contortionist Take it Too Far.
03 May 2010
"Don't Try to be Something You're Not" - Margarine
I Wish I Was More Like the Tin Man: Heartless and Wielding an Axe
30 April 2010
The Best Pirate Movies are Rated Arrrrgh.
Oil's Crude at First But After Some Refining It Can Be a Real Gas.
29 April 2010
Everyone knows that vampires are suckers.
28 April 2010
Don't Pick a Fight With Vegetarians. They Know Tofu.
Vampires and Vacuums are a Bunch of Suckers.
27 April 2010
I'm banned from hardware stores for setting off the stud finders.
I'll Be Your Sharp Dresser, If You'll Be My One Night Stand.
I can say the alphabet backwards: sdrawkcab tebahpla eht
26 Apr 2010
Oil May Be Crude But After Some Refining It Can Be a Real Gas.
Don't trust dung beetles. They're full of crap.
I'm banned from tool stores, because I set off the stud finders.
25 Apr 2010
No Amount of Charm School Will Ever Change Crude Oil's Ways.
22 Apr 10
People Say Pi is Irrational, But I Think its Just Misunderstood.
I Wish Dividing Circumference by Diameter Made Real Pie.
(I guess I've been in a slogan re-subbing mode lately. Hopefully, its making them sound better.)
21 Apr 10
My Pet Peeves Can be Annoying, Especially When He Pees on the Rug
(I figured a comma is more important than a period)
The Farmer's Dog Probably Got Real Confused During Bingo.
(Decided to drop games to shorten the slogan a bit.)
20 Apr 10
Boom Boom Boom Goes the Subwoofer.
The Farmer's Dog Probably Got Real Confused During Bingo Games.
19 Apr 10
Fisherman like Keepin' it Reel.
17 Apr 10
I Prefer Slides Without Electricity.
Volcanoes Have a Tendency to Blow Their Tops.
16 Apr 10
I Don't Care What the Song Says. Electric Slides Sound Dangerous.
14 Apr 10
I pass windows of oppurtunity for windows with pie on the ledge.
12 Apr 10
Circles Are As Easy As Dividing Circumference by Diameter.
I Wish Dividing Circumference by Diameter Actually Made Real Pie.
If all good things come to an end, I'm going to be bad forever.
11 Apr 10
Everyone Thinks Love is Blind, But I Think She Just Needs Glasses
If All Good Things Come To An End, Might As Well Be Bad.
09 Apr 10
Math's Wrong: Dividing Circumference by Diameter Won't Get Me Pie
I trust tigers, because they're never lion.
I paid $3.14, but the bakery refused to give me infinite pi.
Gnomes can afford to lose their G, but angus beef cannot.
08 Apr 10
This shirt cleverly disguises my hairy, chewbacca chest.
07 Apr 10
My Pet Peeves Can be Annoying Especially When He Pees on the Rug.
06 Apr 10
Teachers have no class on the weekends.
I'll Never Challenge an Elephant to a Game of Squash Again.
I prefer strangers with candy over strangers without candy.
03 Apr 2010
Jumping to conclusions is fun, but next time I'll just walk.
I Prefer to Jump Rope to Conclusions.
31 Mar 2010
Like neutrons, my hugs are no charge.
28 Mar 2010
My shirt has got my back. And my front!
26 Mar 2010
Protons have a real positive influence on me.
WARNING: Contents of this Shirt Contain Traces of Awesome
25 Mar 2010
Exams weren't a piece of cake. They tasted more like paper to me.
Neutrons Have No Debts, Because They Never Charge.
24 Mar 2010
I'm so smart that I don't even understand half the things I say.
WARNING: Contents of this Shirt Contain Large Amounts of Awesome
23 Mar 2010
Never Challenge an Elephant to a Game of Squash.
Children that play in the streets are easily tired. (hehehehe)
My final exam wasn't a piece of cake. It tasted more like paper.
17 Mar 2010
I'd Give You a Hand if I Wasn't So Attached to It
Brainstorming: Shockingly the Leading Cause of Frizzy Hair.
If a picture is worth a 1,000 words, cameras make essays a snap.
Hens and cows are tired of cock and bull stories.
It Took Nine Tries, But Curiousity Finally Killed the Cat.
16 Mar 2010
Limbo Dancers Don't Mind Bending Over Backwards for People.
I don't believe in imaginary numbers.
Averages May Seem Nice, But They're Really Mean.
Modes and Medians Agree: Averages are Mean
Brainstorming: Leading Cause of Frizzy Hair.
I'd Be Willing to Give You a Hand if I Wasn't So Attached to It.
I've said this so much that I'm not sure if I made this up or not. But I searched the internet and couldn't find anything on it. So maybe I did make it up.
A Piggybank's Biggest Fear is Breaking the Bank.
Small Angles Are So Acute When They're Upset.
A Drawback of Magnetic Personalities is a Tendency to be Bi-Polar
15 Mar 2010
Large Angles Seem Nice, But They're Too Obtuse for Me.
Genetics is for Squares... Punnett Squares.
Magnets Seem Bi-Polar to Me.
Larger Angles May be Nice, But They're Too Obtuse for Me.
Small Angles are Acute as a Button.
Magnets are Bi-Polar.
Jumper Cables are Always Trying to Start Something.
Modifying an old slogan to cover all my bases
11 Mar 2010
If You're Not an In-Law, You're an Outlaw.
10 Mar 2010
Protons have a positive influence on everything around them.
09 Mar 2010
My Love for Mobius Strips is Completely One-Sided.
Whales Make Living Large Look Easy.
Fish Always Try to Be Off the Hook.
Believe It or Not: Arsonists like Getting Fired
Grammar Fix: Changed "Arsonist" to "Arsonists."
Fish are living large by staying off the hook.
To live large as a fish, you must be off the hook.
08 Mar 2010
Never bite the hand that feeds you unless it's gingerbread.
I only bite the hand that feeds me when it's made of gingerbread.
Darts: The Only Time I'd Hit a Bull's Eye And Not Run Away
Bullseye: I'd Hit That!
To live large as a fish, you've got to stay off the hook.
(I think this makes more sense)
To live large as a fish, you've got to be off the hook.
(I think this sounds better.)
Fingers only want to be gloved.
07 Mar 2010
Rule of Thumb: Fingers Will Fold to Any Opposition
(Substituted "Rule of Thumb" for "Thumb Wars." I think it sounds better)
Laugh and the world laughs with you... causing earthquakes.
(Re-Did this slogan to correct the spelling of earthquakes)
Pirates love making booty calls.
06 Mar 2010
Who said quitting had to make a turkey cold?
Almonds may not be crazy, but they are nuts.
Hurricanes and I have a pretty stormy relationship.
(Substituted "Hurricanes" for "Weather." This makes more sense.)
Before we're friends, lets hear more about your benefits package.
Pirates are all about the booty call.
05 Mar 2010
Friction can be a real drag.
Pirates are always getting booty.
Asteroids are the rockstars of space.
04 Mar 2010
Belts are always getting completely waisted.
02 Mar 2010
The ilium, ischium, and pubis bones think they're so hip.
I'd shoot the breeze less if I had better aim.
01 Mar 2010
Pulling someone's leg isn't as funny as everyone says it is.
Flip flops can never make up their minds.
27 Feb 2010
The grim reaper bores me to death.
24 Feb 2010
Dragonflies would be a lot cooler if they could breathe fire.
(on back) Free Piggyback Rides.
23 Feb 2010
Never let the devil borrow your shoes. He'll steal their soles.
Re-Subbed to correct punctuation of my old "Devil Shoe Store" slogan.
Jousting really helps me get my point across.
Bad Apples: High in Vitamins but Low in Morals
22 Feb 2010
Circles are as easy as pi.
Kangaroos are really into hip-hop.
21 Feb 2010
Snow is the dandruff of clouds.
16 Feb 2010
(on back) KEEP UP! I'm one of the Joneses.
12 Feb 2010
Volcanoes: They're a Blast!
Lava: That's Hot!
Warning: Apples have pp in them.
11 Feb 2010
What color do smurfs turn when they hold their breath?
10 Feb 2010
Early birds may get the worm but late birds get waffles
Woodpeckers: The Original Headbangers.
09 Feb 2010
Mathematicians can break it down like a fraction.
The Weather and I have a pretty stormy relationship.
05 Feb 2010
Sumo Wrestling: It's Gonna Be Big!
04 Feb 2010
I'm so hungry I could eat 3.14 pieces of pi
Taco Salad: Because Fat People Need to Eat Salads Too.
03 Feb 2010
The Sun: That's Hot!
Sugar, Flour, and Eggs make everything Batter!
People who live in glass houses probably hate meteor showers
31 Jan 2010
If it ever starts raining cats and dogs, I'm calling the pound.
30 Jan 2010
Elevators are always bringing me down
Unicorn Burgers are Magically Delicious
What does seeing London and France have to do with my underpants?
28 Jan 2010
I wonder if the Egyptians built the Food Pyramid
Believe It or Not: Arsonists like getting fired.
27 Jan 2010
My friends and I are tight like spandex.
26 Jan 2010
Squares and Triangles Agree: Circles are Pointless
Why do I wash my hair with something that ends with -POO?
Jumper Cables: Always Trying To Start Something