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Congrats to goofrey for his winning quote!!
8/18 - Eugene"I'm bigger than big, I'm EUGE!"
"I love you all THIS much"
I'm gonna be the next Sloth impersonator for "The Goonies" remake
"Reach for the stars, then PILEDRIVE THEM"
TO BE OR NOT TO BE, THAT IS THE QUESTIOOOOON!!!
'See? I TOLD you I could make Algebra interesting!'
"I may be spiky on the outside, but on the inside I'm just a teddy bear who wants to be loved"
'But... I AM smiling.'
My MOM made me go out like this!!! Love hurts...
Crap, I have to go into the real world now?!?!
hides and starts furiously biting nails
LOOK WHAT THEY DID WHEN I WAS ASLEEP!!!!!
"Next Saturday, at graduation, I challenge you, the graduating class of 09' to a battle royale of caps and gowns"
You'd cry too if Sal stole your hot pocket!
"mom says im beautiful on the inside!"
i wish i sparkled like a real vampire...
Don't ever, ever call me an Emo!
Future air guitar champion
"To be, or not to be: THAT IS THE QUESTION!"
MOM! why'd you make me wear this shirt?!?!? the sun reflecting off my arms is making my eyes bleed!!!
Most likely to be an accountant
To all my future rockers: Crying over a broken air guitar string ruins your make up.
"This mascara was supposed to be WATERPROOF!"
These are tears of joy! For rejoice, I have graduated!
I'm pursuing psychology... Take THAT highschool!
"When life feels like the pits... start moshing."
President Bush was a very lonely kid in High School...
My mom would dress me up like this on picture day...
Watch me smash my air guitar!
when i grow up i want to be german.
After years of tormenting, scientists have finally conclusively proven that goths actually cry black tears.
I'm so metal my tears are black iron oxide.
I am Air Rocker! Hear me ROAR!
eugene: forgot that he wore that much make up that day.
"Eugene put the petal to the death metal, and then some."
"I Rock 'n' Rolled All Nite and look where it got me!?!"
Tough enough to wear makeup
"Momma I'm Comin' home" because I don't follow the sheep to college.
I regret nothing!
i am the master of puppets!
my eyes! the color! the flash! too... bright... must.... turn away from the light....
Let four captains
Bear Hamlet like a soldier to the stage,
For he was likely, had he been put on,
To have proved most royally. And, for his passage,
The soldiers' music and the rites of war
Speak loudly for him.
YES WE CAN, graduate!
"NOOO! The rock gods denied my application!"
I've got your quote right here
"I love goooooooold!"
If the gods could bring me a ladder to the heavens, I would climb to the top and body slam you off of it!
They ruined my makeup...
I was into death metal and cooking. Let's raise satan, but first nibbles.