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Congrats to evan3 for his winning quote!!!
8/17 - Sal"My future is bright! ... orange."
"Reach for the stars! Then hand me the bleach"
Always a bite ahead before lunch time!
I like orange. And prison.
Taking a mop out on a date isn't so bad!
"Today the floors, tomorrow...the floors, also."
The mope's name is Jan. Jan and the Janitor, cute right?
The difference between you and me is I make these look good.
my future's so bright, i gotta wear a jumpsuit.
I make no hash about it - I enjoy my job!
So what're you in for?
I was a Philosophy Major in college
Just got back form the space program.
"Prison trash is another man's treasure."
Orange is one of my "power colors".
Today I clean up after undeserving students. Tomorrow I clean up after undeserving people.
If you think I'm scary - you should see the Lunch Lady who served me this!
I hate people who miss the bowl.
look! i found this sandwich on the ground while mopping!
Never refuse anything wrapped in foil.
who says there's no such thing as a free lunch? i just found this sandwich on the ground!
Now I don't have to worry about the cheddar cheese stains with my new orange jumpsuit.
Sal: Boldly mopping where no man has mopped before, and scoring free lunch in the process.
I love Fish Frydays!
A discarded sandwich a day keeps the doctor away.
Living proof of free lunch.
Yeah, being valedictorian has its perks.
Visual voodoo: looking at this will make you feel hungry.
Most liley to... be a janitor.
If I wear this orange jumpsuit, I don't even need pants... HA!
and my momma never said i'd amount to anything... i got a mop and hot pockets... what more could a guy want!
Most likely to be a... janitor.
"Being me has its privileges."
Pass the mustard.
I wonder why they call it a Hoagie? I wish that was my name.
I know these floors like i know my mamma, pretty darn well.
Prison food isn't so bad.
"I just found this in the urinal- YEAH!"
"He doesn't even go here!"
You can't label me! I'm already labelled.... on my shoulder.
...and this is my wife Sheila and our son Hoagie.
If everyone had my job, it would be a better world...
That's funny, I took a facebook quiz that told ME I'd be a philosophy professor... this is way more fun!
"My wife left me for stealing food from the cafeteria, so now Moppy and I have become very close..."
I'm here to clean up the scum of the earth, one building at a time.
"Living the dream."
janitors get all the free food they can eat. my mop is my wife! her name is sally
I found a prom date and lumch.. what more could a guy ask for?
I made this mop by hand. Ya know... I used to have longer hair.
She's a bit thin, but she still loves me for my home cooking