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Congrats to Vivee for the winning quote!!
8/13 - Marcy"I'd B-Flat if I didn't B-dazzle."
World's first multi-platinum Euphonist!
Mom used the paint off my tuba to make my dress sparkle. Thanks mom!
The last guy who made fun of my baritone now sings soprano.
(to all the non-dorks out there, and the incorrect dorks: this is a baritone. not a euphonium and NOT a tuba. euphonium bells point up, baritone bells point forward. wikipedia is a wonderful thing)
Prom Night, here we come!
"I know what it truly means to be in a marching band."
..What a 'GOLDEN Rip-off'..
Drum roll please. The glamour and glitz of the marching band made me what I am today, a shining star!
United we will march to become leaders of tomorrow.
Stay brass-y, everybody!
With the size of this, I've never missed a note.
You can uncover your ears now :)
I'm root, toot, tooting for the team!
"The Marching Band refused to Yield." - Jon McLean
Half-time is Game time.
I can play Brother Sport on this.
Meet my subway moneymaker.
I don't play in band, I'm in a SKA band.
I blow my competitors out of this stratosphere!
I'm a Hatfield High Horn Dog!
A little spit goes a long way.
DJ 2Bah's in da house!
My other tuba has sequins on it
"My Tuba's name is Charlie"
id blow that.
Music is always in 1st place
blow it out your @$$
All my peoplez in da place throw ya hands up if ya wanna party!
Euphonium for sale! Only been hit by drumline twice!
As you can see, I'm, well, horny.
it's really a bong