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First watch THIS...
Then give Alexander a superlative!!
Most Likely to Subscribe to Nihilism
Voted most like to stare so far into the distance he can see the back of his head
Most likely to be eavesdropping while pretending to be absorbed in thought.
Voted most likely to become a goober dad.
I like this contest too.
Most likly to be found passed out in a Paris gutter.
Most likely the blog that will have the least amount of avatars.
Most Likely to... drop out of performing arts school on a hunch that his Youtube career will take off.
LMAO mike numbers
Most unlikely to grow a full beard
"Most likely to become a Scientology"
Most likely wearing a threadless t-shirt under his sweater
Most likely to tell me my taste in music sucks, while sipping a cappuccino =(
Most likely to assist with your taxes.
Voted Best Library Aid on Tuesdays and Thursdays
Ahh. I meant "Most likely to become a Scientologist" I apologize for my mistake.
Best soul patch!
Most likely to cry during 'The Notebook'.
Most likely to have a secret satanic cult
Off Broadway production of one song?
"Become a Scientology?"
I'm through with this.
Least Likely to Finish Reading His Book
Most Shapeless Torso
most likely to be employee of the month at starbucks.... and not care
Most likely to end up like every great poet dead before his time.
Most likely to look beyond imagination.
Most likely to cry during a performance of Romeo and Juliet.
Most likely to play in the NFL
Voted Beat Writer Most Likely to Be Beaten by a Writer.
Most likely to get a word in edgewise
Best at modeling with books without ever reading them
Best Windows to the Soul
Most Likely to Start a Community Theatre Club
voted most outstanding turtleneck wearer
Most likely to triple major in Philosophy, English, and Theater Arts
most likely to be reading twilight for his senior picture.
Most likely to own a bust of Soren Kierkegaard
Most likely to teach advanced fiction writing at Columbia College Chicago!
Most likely to die pondering existentialism and be buried with his pet raven, Hamlet.
Most likely to have his dreams crushed in art school.
Most likely to succeed in pretending his way through.
Most likely to end up speaking with a fake Russian or Eastern European accent.
Most likely to disappear into the woods
Most likely to score undergrads as a TA with cheap chianti and Baudelaire
Most Likely to Almost Publish a Novel
Most Likely to Scorn your Pop Cultural Tastes
voted most sensitive
voted best posture
voted most likely to strike a dramatic pose
Most likely to represent himself in court.
Sweetest soul patch.
Most likely to become a Level 12 priest named Father Rand McNally.
damn someone already did that...
Best shoulder to cry on.
Most likely to have been an centaur in a past life.