SLOGAN SHOGUNS (submit new slogans here!)

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  4. rossmat8

  5. Jeiji

  6. bean12

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  74. evan3

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  87. MissRebecca

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  94. NGee

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  97. Theres_My_Chippy

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  103. livewithmusic

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  113. Bonnie76

  114. Soggy_Waffle

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  117. skagger44

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  119. directorspence

  120. nootnoot

  121. nathanwpyle_at_gmail_com

  122. Savvyme

  123. Erik3002

  124. brakes

  125. smartkat

  126. TapWater_Battleship

  127. Gingivitism

  128. AllureandVine

  129. Larlar

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  131. Matthew_Ogram

  132. In_Tongues

  133. JBWell

  134. aeron43

  135. Bio_bot_9000

  136. blitzspeed

  137. clearcut

  138. birdy27

  139. schleb

  140. solister

  141. dbrv11

  142. gerbechno

  143. Switz213

  144. Matrix_Shade

  145. murky78

  146. esile

  147. Kim456

  148. nintechno

  149. ShawnLogan

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  151. kittilicks

  152. The_Lakehead

  153. NOMNOM

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  155. Mr_Cool

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  160. jshepp

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  180. sidepull

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  184. jthrasher

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  186. The68thDimension

  187. drummerisme

  188. w00lly

  189. threadbec

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  192. aquaduck

  193. monroe20

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  197. Snaggletoofer

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  200. drewfarr

  201. voodazz

  202. psykomakia

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  204. saylore

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  206. lee_klein

  207. toastedcheese86

  208. biotwist

  209. Algi

  210. deboraborialis

  211. just_shut_up

  212. Jynister

  213. Efunk2332

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  216. Wendymoon

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  287. livesintheboonies

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  300. hyuugurt

  301. thirteendaisies

  302. 77degrees

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  305. shawncoons

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  307. Dr_Kittycakes

  308. SenseForPence

  309. postpaper

  310. scottishboy

  311. CrazypantsJones

  312. rjenat12

  313. DismantleDesign

  314. beebej

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  317. Drewdle

  318. Theo86

  319. Zombie_Abe_Lincoln

  320. Mr aisa

  321. jessedavies

  322. Daniel_Newman

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  324. miggyzebra

  325. AweAndWonder

  326. poylie

  327. Wylie_Knowords

  328. Ernesto_cam

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  330. potternerds

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  332. persiankitten

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  334. RunningGorgon

  335. robber_ducky

  336. ThePokerWife

  337. KoTsan

  338. chriscross977

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  340. salman_rvf

  341. Cosmic Rick

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evan3 profile pic Alumni

please vote
I Throw Parties At People


Brightwood - I love option no. 2 Fairies never cheat, they just use magic!
evan - I Took The Road More Traveled To Be On The Safe Side - voted on that and some other ones.
JBWell - voted on all your latest. Warning: Do not approach for Jokes or Directions. Both end badly. is a favorite.


Thanks Sakepok! I don't know why, but my son (who is 4) calls you greasemonkey. haha.
I still love your:
What I lack in enthusiasm I make up for in sarcasm
and I found a new(older ) one I missed!
I'm so awesome I should have my own theme-song
and I still like the no bad children, only stale one. :)

p.s. why do I get the feeling you are hungry 93% of the time :)


evan3: caught up with all your slogs! i voted for both the throw parties ones, and the rest of the screen has a lot of ornage from previous votes :)


I have a new blog called Random Name Generator by 4 year old (tasmanian devil). check it out if you want to know what your alternative reality looks like to a newbie human. :)
(okkkay. yes. I know, stop conducting science experiments on my child.) but it's fun, :)


Hey guys, how's everyone doing? Just doing my best to keep up....

@ TimScribble, thanks for voting on the "Sci-Five!", though i doubt it will become a success - think its more one of those things that would get constantly said in a sitcom or something and then catch on.

@ HaloGirl, thanks for shouting me out, appreciate it. Some sound advice as well, kinda prefer it my way though for now, but its very likely i might use your suggestion in future so i'll update you and we'll make it a collab thing.

@ Gingivitism, i didn't know you were from the UK, nice to see more of us about as i'm sure this site is predominately US right? Whereabouts in the UK you from?

@ PuppetMeat, i was sure i tangoed your page before but guess i didn't lol. i'm thoroughly up to date now though, thanks for voting for me. Oh! Happy Belated Birthday to you as well

@ murky78, i totally agree with the cleaner slog pages, best to remove them or just move 'em to the bottom. nonetheless, i have and still do vote for people with twice/three times as many slogs as i - its long but i thought thats what everyone does? or am i just krazy?

Lol that's about it from me for now, think I may have one or two new slogs if you wanna check my page.

And i've voted for everyone mentioned plus; Bonnie76, Matrix Shade, Switz213, clearcut and JBWell.


Cheers JBWell, your son is a genius (who I'm sure would make a great Shogun one day)! I'm so gonna adopt Greasemonkey as an alias. So cool to know that you talk about me at home :)
And I don't know how you got that hungry vibe from me, but you're right - I made a list of all I had to eat in the past few hours and it scared me.
Thanks JBWell, your post really made me smile!

staffell profile pic Alumni

Brightwood on May 28 '09 at 6:54am
Staffell, I'd be curious to read a list of

you wouldn't believe the number of high scoring slogans i've come across in this group that have been done before. Even some of mine which I thought were original have been done before. i'm not saying anyone's copying, sometimes a really funny slogan works because actually, it's so obvious!"

how long have you got bw?

staffell profile pic Alumni

i only stumbled upon that site a few days ago while i was looking for inspiration


Yeah I've used sites like that for inspiration as well as dictionaries. Picking random words out is a useful tool to brainstorming.

Brightwood - Thanks for the dog comments - I actually think your variation on the slogan was better - I may change it if that's ok. I knew it was one of those facts that had been pretty much disproved but I thought it still worked although I didn't really realise it wasn't well known.

T-lou - dogs do not see in black and white, they have colour vision similar to red/green colour blind people. They only possess two of the three types of core (colour sensing cells in the retina). Therefore dogs can not detect the difference between red and green.

I like your version too but it's over 65 characters ;)


Dude I'm ordering a shirt and you and SuperRyan won my Jogging Slogan Contest!
But I can't find your URL.. can you post it under your URL section so I can get you STP's? or post it here so I can order under you?


Thanks Blitzspeed:
Welcome Dude!
How'd someone get so many good slogans so fast!
Voted for you!


Sakepok: haha. You were the only monkey in the room, so he saw you right away and named you :)

evan3 profile pic Alumni

can you help out a fellow designer?
maybe comment, idk


JB i replied to you in my blog. thanks again for the hospitality


Hey Evan - where are the two below:

- Throwing Parties Can Result With Many Injured
- I Took The Road More Traveled To Be On The Safe Side

I thought these were great and went to vote but not there?

I have read all the 'fine print' from Bonnie76 and others. I find it interesting. I think it's interesting to think beyond the art & design side of things of Threadless and instead view it as a business. I've designed for the rag trade for 18 years now (gulp has it been THAT long) and specifically in the artroom of a TShirt screenprinting business.

I think that some of Threadless' printing decisions would definitely be about the bottom dollar. You may have a greater chance of getting printed if you design in fewer colours or do something spectacular in an allover of only one colour etc. I've looked at each week's print picks coming through and if you only look at the cost of production, there's always one or two 'cheaper' designs.

And of course the re-prints, as mentioned, would fall into this category - screens are already setup, so no finished artwork or screen setup costs.

Anyway - chat later - my two miniature terrorists (aka kids) are at it again in the lounge so time to leave the office....

PuppetMeat profile pic Alumni

Thanks blitzspeed.

My STP link is now up under my URL section, JBWell. Thanks again. :)

T-Lou profile pic Alumni

I caught up on heaps of new ones and have voted lots:
Puppetmeat - nice work ;)
JBWell - yur child is awesome!


Thanks T-Lou.

I'm now up to date with everyone on this page (or last page if this goes to a new page).

Spam69 If You See Me Running Around Naked, Someone Gave Me Sugar Again., made me laugh out loud!

brakes profile pic Alumni

okay, i've been wholly un-creative and holy un-creative as of late. but i've thrown up some new ones to get back into things. please take a look and let me know your thoughts.

the meaning of life is....Life(n.) - the period of existence

i wanna rock 'n roll all afternoon, and get to bed early

cumulonimbus clouds are the raining champs

if you're happy and you know it, you're a dwarf

i go to aquariums to give my life more porpoise

note: the "happy" one is a riff on one of Gingivistism's early ones. I hope you don't mind.

evan3 profile pic Alumni

they werent scoring so well
do i deleted them.....
but you can vote on my other party slogan :)

evan3 profile pic Alumni

and brakes:
i like aquarium
and life


Brightwood! Thanks for the love :) I actually think I love you... wow sorry, lonely moment. Brakes - I also like aquariums! Evan - voted on peacock design!

brakes profile pic Alumni

one more new one for good measure

prison outbreaks are a riot


Brakes - I love 'If you're happy and you know it you're a dwarf'
and also 'prison outbreaks are a riot'. Good stuff.

hey major thanks to Brightwood for pimping my design. That's so nice of you. I actually can't believe that this bear one has done better than my Wind Up design. And yeah pooh to coincidence with Charmin - I has no idea what people were talking about so had to google it! My idea came from the saying 'Do Bears shit in the woods?' and I thought I'd do The Three Bears doing just that.

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i had a chance to vote for everyone on this page! :D should've kept a list, but i'm too lazy, haha. nice work, peeps!


About to start a round of voting. brakes - Shouldn't outbreaks be breakouts? Lovin' some of your other stuff.


New one! Whoever smelt it, denied it, and said the rhyme is responsible.

maybe it needs tweaking?


Jess - love this Life Is Short, So We Should Change It To Lifeeeeeee.

Adorable pancreas - voted for your new slog -
Not talking to strangers resulted in my lack of friends.

bygrinstow - Up to date with yours. I would suggest a slight change to : I'm most proud of my self depreciation - great all the same.

smartkat - voted for your last two - like this one : I wouldn't be seen dead in a morgue.


forget that previous post. its lame. i need to stop putting out crap


brakes - great new ones - favourite - the meaning of life is....Life(n.) - the period of existence

Fly yes - up to date now. I love this one - has to be a print
When push comes to shove, I bodyslam

Evan - liked and voted for I Throw Parties At People

blitzspeed - Absolutely love this - Agoraphobics: The house is your oyster.


Lol thanks Spam! Flash of inspiration that one, was hoping it would get more votes too but ah well.

adorablepancreas, voted on yours. really like Neither a little birdie nor a grapevine has ever told me anything


was hoping it would get more votes too but ah well.

Yeah I noticed it was underscored, great shame but don't delete it, it's a gem.


thanks Spam. oh, its definately a keeper as its above the 30% threshold plus I really like it. Really like Hobbies include being lightly frisked at airports. too lol

PuppetMeat profile pic Alumni

Alright, after a mini-hiatus, I'm back on the voting train. Those receiving votes this session are:



can I join


Can I join?

rossmat8 profile pic Alumni

just added you both, esile your two newest are both good, Kim your slogans could use some work.

PuppetMeat profile pic Alumni

Voted esile and Kim.


Blitzspeed: Thanks Dude! I like your stuff- there's a lot there.
Though you make me naseous when I look at you directly :)
heh heh


Smartkat- laugh about your miniature terrorists!
I got one too and you just NEVER know what he will do next.
I call mine Tazmanian Devil. (he's 4)
yesterday he was coaxing the dog to drink pee out of the toilet, and today he continued to look for dead bodies throughout the house like it's a crime scene. Happily Diego was pronounced dead prematurly and came back to life later on..
how old are yours?

rossmat8 profile pic Alumni

I have 8 collabs in the works and one of them may be dropped so one of my partners can work on what I feel is a better idea. So I'm gonna leave it up to you. What would be funnier an arc with a mystical creature being rejected by an elephant bouncer, or a shirt with multiple great inventions and one comical invention with the title greatest inventions ever on the shirt? Arc or Inventions?


TLou- Oranged up a few more for you :)
I still like this one-
Prone to random acts of mindlessness.
and a million more!
funny thing- you are the only other person I've run into with a Mayan slogan.
I had one too but it's not printable.
Mayans had big K'AKs . hehheh. (it's an actual word that means fire.) (and will not sell any t-shirts :)


Spam69: I wish they would hurry up and print your running around naked shirt!


thanks guys! I will go vote for some of yours. =)

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